I love how Jon Gosselin blames the court for dividing his family. You know, because the judge was bored and decided to have you and Kate come in, order you to separate, then act like a world class douchnozzle in every conceivable way. I get it now - that's how it happened. Right.
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Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred
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@curiousgeorgiana: i'm really torn about how much i love "yo mommas." so funny! so fun to sit around and go off on with your cousins when you're 9-12! so mysogynistic!
@AmericanSplendor: All my faux, tabloid-induced sympathy for her vaporized as soon as I learned that she refers to herself as "The Jen Aniston." For now on, I am "The Tchotchke."
I seriously love Shaq. He seems like such a giant goof ball that just wants to have fun. I watched the last episode of Shaq vs. when he took on Michael Phelps. It was fantastic.
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World peace? AIDS cure? Second coming of Jebus?
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"Yo kitty so fat, she has smaller fat cats in orbit around her!"
Less misogynistic, more entertaining.
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(still appreciate that you do it, though, tracie!)
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Always. blame. the. government.
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