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    American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)

    Barbie Goes Gaga

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    Image of Dark_Freckles Dark_Freckles
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    Casual Friday now means Clothing Optional/Black Tie
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    Image of snuggler snuggler
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    Oh yeah, AA is the first company to ever try to sell things with topless girls. The nerve of them.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    07/13/09

    @snuggler: I have NEVER heard of any companies using sex to sell products except for AA. That Calvin Klein jean ad from a bit ago? Actually a really guerrilla marketing campaign from AA gone horribly wrong.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    07/13/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: And that's why Dov Charney is the worst person in the world. He's the only CEO who has ever been sort of jerky. Also he has a company! That sells silly things that make people look silly! Sometimes he uses nude ladies to promote this! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED! HE IS BASICALLY SATAN!
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    07/13/09

    @tscheese: Ever wonder why Dov Charney and Dick Cheney aren't ever seen together?

    That's right...
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    Image of femputer femputer
    07/13/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: ooooh....the axis of evil in one man! now that's the sort of conspiracy theory I can get behind.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    I will have to suspend my disbelief in order to believe that's actually an outfit. I'd feel like a right tit in it.
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    Image of merv merv
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    Casual Friday inner dialogue: Should I wear the shiny, bright pink spandex dress or the suspenders, acid wash jeans and bow tie?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    I want bow ties for my nips. And I want them to spin.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    07/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: I'd like that in sequins. Sequins make everything fun and evening-appropriate.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    I got distracted by the photo on the thigh-highs page:



    http://store.americanapparel.net/accessories-thigh-highs.html



    I do like AA's thigh-highs – they get me through the winter – but they never made me do that with my legs. Whatever it is.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    I ordered some leotards from them (for costumes I promise, not real wearing) and the leg openings... I feel like I should be in a Jazzercise video.



    I wish I had known before hand because while I got them on ebay for $5 I'm gonna need to also pay for a wax and some tape to hold my vag in.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    If American Apparel made bowties for your nipples, I just might be interested. They are the oft-forgotten body part, only noticed when cold, and even then seen as a nuisance. Perhaps a little flair, such as snappy bowties, would give my neglected nipples a pick-me-up.
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    Image of medeasdragons medeasdragons
    07/13/09

    @Santos L Halper: I believe in black tie for nipples, all the time.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/13/09

    @Santos L Halper: Bowtie pasties, that would be a classy affair!
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    Image of TatianaTheAnonymousModel TatianaTheAnonymousModel
    07/13/09

    @Santos L Halper: I imagine those would be popular with the market for this bra.
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    Image of merv merv
    07/13/09

    recessionist nipple clamps?

    @Santos L Halper:
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    07/13/09

    @merv: That picture made me grab my boobs in imagined pain.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    07/13/09

    @Santos L Halper: It made me question a lot of my childhood hairstyles...
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    Image of feather_spin feather_spin
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    What about us consumers whose nipples have access to VISA? My boobs are trying to open my wallet RIGHT NOW.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    07/13/09

    @feather_spin: American Apparel is cutting edge. Finally, a store that speaks directly to the nipple!
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    Image of JLady JLady
    07/13/09

    In reply to American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
    Ah the nipple, has there been any ad campaign like it?
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    Image of medeasdragons medeasdragons
    07/13/09

    @JLady: To be fair, pantlessness seems to be a close second.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    07/01/09

    In reply to Barbie Goes Gaga
    This model goes with the Barbie Dream Artists' Loft, DUMBO
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/01/09

    In reply to Barbie Goes Gaga
    lets have some fun

    this doll is sick

    i wanna take a ride

    on your hairbow stick
     Reply
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/01/09

    In reply to Barbie Goes Gaga
    Can you hear me now? Good.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    07/01/09

    In reply to Barbie Goes Gaga
    When I was a kid, I would have decided that this Barbie was a genetic mutant who wanted to use her superpowers for good - Sonic Woman or something - and she'd go on missions where super-sized satellite dishes on the sides of her head were crucial to success.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/01/09

    In reply to Barbie Goes Gaga
    ... but can she shoot fireworks out of her bra?
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