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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    yes, but will it hold the entire contents of a box of goon...? #giantwineglass
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Finally! A way to avoid lying to my Dr. about how many glasses of wine I consume in a week! Yessss #giantwineglass
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Ok, seriously, I am buying this. Last Christmas we bought my dad one of those "Yard of Beer" glasses that he will never use, and now it's mama's turn! :D #giantwineglass
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    11/13/09

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    Who the hell needs a glass if they're going to drink the whole thing? Chug, chug, chug. #giantwineglass
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    Image of Gnatalby Gnatalby
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    That's a heavy glass for one hand.

    Where's the glass that accommodates a Target wine cube?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/13/09

    @Gnatalby: That's what I was coming here to say! I would need to two-hand this. Seriously, girlfriend must have some massive triceps. #giantwineglass
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    Image of LindyLou LindyLou
    11/13/09

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    But imagine the trauma if you accidentally knocked over your glass of wine! (Which seems rather likely when you consider the eye-hand coordination and muscle control required and the large quantity of alcohol being consumed.) A whole bottle gone! I think what's really needed here is a sippy cup. #giantwineglass
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    I sure hope she isn't pregnant. #giantwineglass
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    11/13/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: Yeah, I hate when fetuses get more wine than me. Not fair! #giantwineglass
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/13/09

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    If I didn't have to get up, go into the kitchen to get a refill, and then go back into the living room and reapply the slanket - I'd fall asleep WAY before my usual time of 10p.

    HEY! You get up at 5:30a - walk three miles then work all day and see how long you hold up! #giantwineglass
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/13/09

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    Great way to let the aunt that keeps getting trashed on Christmas know that you love her, just the way she is. #giantwineglass
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    11/13/09

    @sarasasa: Hey, I always pass out quietly AFTER I hand out the presents. No judgment needed. #giantwineglass
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    Image of starsnostars starsnostars
    11/13/09

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    couple this with a 3 dollar bottle of wine from the grocery store and i will have class out the asssss. #giantwineglass
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Any wine that can't be sucked down through a funnel and hose is too fancy for my recessioned-out wallet. #giantwineglass
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    Image of DebbieDoesDamage DebbieDoesDamage
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Oh good, I can give Nemo his bowl back. #giantwineglass
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    Image of soykatrina soykatrina
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    The only thing missing from this gem of a gift idea is a twisty straw. #giantwineglass
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    11/13/09

    @soykatrina: Don't you mean "a twisty straw and a bottle of Boone's Strawberry Hill"? #giantwineglass
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    11/13/09

    @Ipomoea: Wait, have you seen that photo on facebook of me? Or are you psychic? #giantwineglass
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    Image of Diadorina Diadorina
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Once, cleaning my kitchen cabinets, I broke my two wine glasses. I ran into my neighbour while putting the trash out and told her what happened. Later that night, my neighbour, a sweet old lady, brought me a beautiful crystal wine glass, saying "Honey, there's no problem in drinking alone, the problem is drinking wine from ordinary glasses." #giantwineglass
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/13/09

    @Diadorina: Aww, that's really sweet! My neighbor would have handed me a Busch instead. #giantwineglass
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    Image of Diadorina Diadorina
    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: She is really sweet, I love having her around. But hey, your neighbour sounds nice too! #giantwineglass
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    Image of buttercupia buttercupia
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    You mean you're supposed to use a glass? #giantwineglass
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