I was about to say something like "I really wish I look as good as Julia by the time I'm fortysomething," then I realized, (*sigh*) I wish I looked like Julia Roberts now.
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with my appearance and all but shit... girl's got perfect skin.
I am SO onboard with Julia becoming the "face" of a cosmetics campaign.
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Sephora vending machines in actual stores seems like a slightly odd choice, but if they put them in ladies' loos, I would be on that like it was cake. It would be so brilliant to do the baleful old I-look-like-death glance in the bathroom mirror, and then just nip over and get a little good-quality blush or a fresh mascara. It would sell like the dickens.
@A Small Turnip: And speaking of Sephora, does anyone else miss the Sephora Spy reports we used to get here on Jezebel? The inside gossip was always interesting, but even more than that, I learned so damn much about good makeup and skincare in the ensuing discussions.
Somehow these items read like my train of thought when really truly baked - Julia Roberts is so pretty... like that lady's bracelet. Think she'll give it to me if I ask. Oh my god, you know what would be hilarious, if like David Lynch directed a fashion commercial. God I'm hungry, is there a vending machine around here? Dude, vending machines should totally sell makeup. Then I could like get a twinkie and a fuckin lipgloss at THE SAME TIME. I'm a genius. You know what's awesome? Horses. And dancing. People should like dance. On horses. Like a horse ballet. Does that exist? It should because that would be awesome. You know what's really sad? Oprah. Dude... where are my cheetos?
Okay, but then how do I get the Sephora products back into the vending machine once I've stuck my grimy fingers in every single container, contracted pink eye, and made myself up to look like Harvey Dent's epileptic, washed-up drag queen cousin, hmm? These are the practical questions, people.
@PaintedTrollop: That quote is gold. He is so much more glamorous than I would be in my refusal to put on a leotard and dance in public. "How about....how about I ride instead? Kind of like a dance, right?"
@divine booty: Yeah, it seems so...smug to me. As if you're rubbing your wealth in someone else's face. Donald Trump has talked about walking up to houses he likes and just offering the owners some insane sum of money for their house, and I thought that was off-putting, too.
@GreyEminence: It is smug. Horribly so. But! I've fantasized about doing exactly that. You know, like I'm driving past an adorable little house, and I imagine walking up to their door and leaving a note: Call me. Whatever the value of your house, I will give you double for it. I think I do this not out of dreams of ridiculous wealth, but because my own house is so very ugly.
ETA: My house isn't really ugly. It just needs a lot of work, and I don't have the money to make any of it happen. So I get house-envy, you see.
I kind of thought Michelle looked too casual when meeting the Queen, as well. I hate when people's - not necessarily people here, but on "The View," for example - response to criticism of Michelle or Barack is along the lines of, "She's a wonderful person. She's a good mother. He looks a great father. Etc." What does that have to do with the criticism at hand?
Here's what I don't get about designers suing Forever 21 for copying their looks: is Forever 21 really pinching the designers' markets? I can almost guarantee Trovata that the people shopping at Forever 21 would not have purchased the "original" item from the designer line ever, ever, ever.
@jigglyball: I agree. Outright copying a design is tacky, sure, but I don't think it takes away their customers. All fashion trickles down in one form or another, and designers copy each other all the time.
Three on the left: Very funny joke going on. I want to know what is it all about! Three on the right: Looking at the same place with WTF faces. Why? I want to know too! Why people don't explain these kinds of things to me, you know, the important stuff, why??!
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ETA: My house isn't really ugly. It just needs a lot of work, and I don't have the money to make any of it happen. So I get house-envy, you see.
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On to important things. I need the dress the First Lady is wearing like humans need fire.
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