I Will Not Root for Ryan Reynolds
If you’ve managed to continue circulating air in and out of your lungs for the past year or so, you’re aware that Ryan Reynolds is starring in a humble film adaptation of a superhero comic book called Deadpool.
Dad Takes Care of Infant for One Day, Discovers ‘Babies Are Boring’
Babies are sometimes delightful and hilarious and fun, sometimes more soul-crushingly boring than a conversation about landscaping materials. Join us as one man discovers this kaleidoscope of living for the very first time.
What Gods Have We Angered That We Still Have to Deal With 'Women Be Talking' Jokes?
Here's more of the tired trope of "men ignore women to watch sports and play video games!"
Abercrombie & Fitch Ditches Sexism for Banality
When we came across a blog post featuring a thrift store Abercrombie & Fitch find — a t-shirt displaying fake books like "Boy-Ology," "(We've Got) Chemistry", and "Art — of Chasing Boys" (GOOD ONE, GUYS) — we wondered what the store's doing to make young women feel inadequate these days.
Mitt Romney Seeks an 'Incredibly Boring White Guy' to be His Vice President
When it comes to his campaign for president, Mitt Romney will be damned if he's going to make the same mistakes as John McCain before him. Instead, he's committed himself to making all new, totally original gaffes. As anyone who was alive in 2008 will remember, one of McCain's most stunning errors was selecting a…
Researchers Discover the Most Annoying Tweet in the World
The more time we spend on Twitter, the better most of us get at tweeting so that we don't annoy the hell out of all of our followers. And, yet, there are still those people who just can't seem to do it right. They mean well, but their tweets are just, well, annoying. In an effort to actually quantify what constitutes…
Do Today's Kids Need More Boredom?
Kids today: we already know that their FaceWii and their MyStation are making them fat and destroying their ability to form lasting relationships — but are they also failing to learn the value of boredom?
