Hide Your Good Snacks and Other Rules for How to Have Casual Sex

BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, I hate new sex. And I know it's a thing (maybe a sitcom thing?) to bitch about having to do a fake porn moan under the same sweaty, hairy, disgusting meatsack of a pre-corpse you've been holding your farts in under for the last five or 10 or 15 years or whatever, but I don't even care: I WANT THAT. » 1/10/14 1:30pm 1/10/14 1:30pm