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    Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    I like how she took a lame Salon.com article and made it funny. Maybe she could work her magic on some of Maureen Dowd's columns, too.
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    Image of Beausoleil Beausoleil
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    Sy, Wnd, grlfrnd...gs wht?


    Th "bty slppn'" wn't b Mchll's. Lt's fc t. bm's gnn hv hmslf grnd `l tm. Why sttl fr bttrfc whn y cn hv ny cllg grl n th wrld?

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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/11/08

    @Beausoleil: Oh wow.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/11/08

    @Beausoleil: *looks sideways*
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    12/11/08

    @Beausoleil:

    Holy inappropriate, Batman!
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/11/08

    @Beausoleil: I'm not a very violent human but I'd love to show you what a real slap flat across the face looks like... You are gross and rude.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    "Put your hand over your heart, smack it, pull it."


    I love you, WS.

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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/11/08

    @JinxyMcDeath: quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard anybody say ever.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    Err I don't know about you guys, but I totes see Tio Joe Biden and his wife booty-slappin as well.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/11/08

    @dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Also a good point, Jill Biden is smoking hot and I've been known to crush on Biden a bit...
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    I know some folks are put out by all of the sex talk and the first couple. And true, we never focused on this topic with other first ladies and prezs. But seriously, who really wanted to think of Bill and Hill or Barbara and George Sr. fucking? So, there's really no protocol for this: A reasonably attractive first couple the seem genuinely into one another; no the intern, press secretary, or ladies lingerie...each other.


    Personally, I think that sex is one of the few (relatively) accessible and (usually) free pleasures in life. Having it tends to calms us down and make us better people...not all people, mind you, but a large number of us like to get down "like that".


    I would like a prez who's getting some. I want him chillaxed when he's sorting out the deficit. I want him happy and lighter on his feet when he's talking to NATO officials.


    But most importantly, I want him to be the representative for something I have not been getting much of lately. YES WE CAN!!!

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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/11/08

    @Ulookinatmyjunk!?!: I have no problem with the Obamas having sex, I'd just say I'm largely indifferent to the question at all.
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    12/11/08

    @Ulookinatmyjunk!?!: You hit the nail on the head. I firmly believe that the GOP would be happier and more accepting of others if more of them were getting it on the regular.
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/11/08

    @LaMorena: But the GOP probably does get it on the regular. Just not necessarily with their spouses.


    Aaaaaaaaaand now I have to wash my brain out for thinking about GOP and sex.

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    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    I think Wanda is hilarious. Did anyone ever see her "Wanda Does It" show? I mean seriously, the episode where she was a hooker at the (I think) Bunny Ranch in Vegas had me laughing so hard I peed a little. In my pants. Why this woman does not have her own show is beyond me. They can't clear out some (ok, all) of the unfunny shit on tv to make room for her?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/11/08

    @BorgQueen: I loved that episode. It was such a great fantasy on that old heckler comeback "I don't come to your work and slap the **** out of your mouth." HAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Image of LimitedLiabilityGirl LimitedLiabilityGirl
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    Please, someone find the joke in "two sets of Bushes" and deliver it already wrapped, I just can't do it.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/11/08

    @LimitedLiabilityGirl: Oh! The horticulture, the horticulture!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/11/08

    @LimitedLiabilityGirl: A Clinton and two Bushes? Not a peen to be seen anywhere.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    I think stacy is onto something: the Obamas are young and kind of iconoclastic for young(er?) Americans who have grown to adulthood watching the Clintons and two sets of Bushes.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/11/08

    @LimitedLiabilityGirl: But this focus on their marriage is so weird, and watch me get slammed for saying it, but uniquely American. Like, the weird tabloid-y side of America that simultaneously demands moral purity from its idols and tears them to shreds when they reveal themselves to, in fact, be human. Which is fine by the way! It's fine to not be shiny and glossy all the time!
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    I will love Wanda always and forever for this..."you greasy bastard"!



    + Watch video
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    I'm not offended by Wanda's remark, but the preoccupation with the Obama's bedroom habits, and their OMG FOREVER LOVE FOR EACH OTHER is already beginning to creep me out. And inauguration is still a month away.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/11/08

    @PilgrimSoul: Stop reading my brain.
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    Image of lizzzz lizzzz
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    Is it just me, or does anyone else think it's not okay to be all "Ooh, they're totally gonna do it a lot and slap some boo-tay because they're black and that's what black people do"? I mean, I can't picture that being the conversation if the pres-elect were white. One of the pervasive stereotypes about African Americans is that they are hypersexual- so why is it okay to make jokes about it? Personally, I don't think it is. They love each other, and they probably make love, but the amount of attention seems like it's a little excessive.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/11/08

    @lizzzz adopted a rescued puppy nom nom nom: I just think it's because a) they are young b) they are beautiful and c) they honestly (and quite clearly) are totally into one another. People of our (my?) generation have never seen anything like this in politics so I think it's fun and exciting to speculate. I mean, would you really WANT someone talking about George and Laura getting it on? For some reason I imagine Bushie brays like a donkey...
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    Image of NotAppealing inhaled. Frequently. That was the point. NotAppealing inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.
    12/11/08

    @lizzzz adopted a rescued puppy nom nom nom: Is that a black stereotype? I though it was a young, powerful, and hot stereotype.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/11/08

    @stacyinbean: I totally agree. It's completely different when you can SEE how into each other a couple are - even after all they've been through (years of marriage, stressful campaigning, and now one of the most difficult jobs on the planet). Nobody would be saying this about McCain and his wife since she looks like an accessory to him and he doesn't embrace her like Barack embraces Michelle. (Plus, our new president-elect is good-looking. C'mon now.)


    Couples who outwardly show the love they have for each other (and it's genuine and overflowing with these two) tend to have awesome sex - and I'm totally ok with that and endorse all the smacking, flipping, and rubbing down (oh noooo!) they can get up in the White House.


    *sigh* I can has hottie S/O who loves me? Plz?

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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    12/11/08

    @NotAppealing: I agree. White people do that too.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/11/08

    @lizzzz adopted a rescued puppy nom nom nom: I hear you.


    On one hand, I totally see where you are coming from. On the other, I recall the same type of sexual things being said about the Clintons.


    The "booty-slapping" thing is what makes it very racially charged.


    But like the lady said, I can keep on living.

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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    For the life of me, I cannot understand how this woman has not had a show that "worked"...all of them were cancelled...but they were very funny.


    And "Old Christine" does not count...she needs a starring role.


    "The Diaries of Biggie Shorty"...yea, I'd watch that.

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    12/11/08

    @Ulookinatmyjunk!?!: swoon! I'd have viewing parties for Diaries of a Biggie Shorty.

    Just 'cause a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on a street corner, that don't mean she's hookin.
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    12/11/08

    @confusedforahotsecond, soldier of the horrible shoe war!:


    Sine yo piddy on the runny kine.

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    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    "Put your hand over your heart, smack it, pull it!"


    shit. that just made my day.

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WORSE THAN THAT COMMENT?


    JAY LENO'S HEINOUSLY AWKWARD UNFUNNY GAY JOKES.
    NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH INCLUDED A BIT WHERE HE IMPLORED LESBIANS TO HAVE SEX FOR STRAIGHT GUYS TO CONVINCE THEM TO VOTE AGAINST PROP 8.
    dudes,he sucks so bad- i can't stand it.

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    Image of ArmCandy ArmCandy
    12/11/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Ugh! No kidding. I bet Wanda wanted to slap him.
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    Image of dripdrop dripdrop
    12/11/08

    @SisterMaryMartha:


    Let's not forget when he asked Ryan Phillippe to make his "gayest face." UGH he sickens me.

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    12/11/08

    @ArmCandy: She laughed really hard - but kind of awkwardly.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/11/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Agreed it was awkward -- but Wanda invited that joke -- she said she'd only ruin his marriage if she and her spouse broke into his house and started having sex on the floor. Jay not only endorsed Wanda doing that, but took the next (maybe too far because if his awkwardness) step.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/11/08

    @sportz.star: But that was different than what he was saying.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    12/12/08

    @dripdrop: That was what I in=mmediately thought when SisterMaryMartha said that. He also kept saying stuff like "Oh I bet your parents were sooo proud" in this really sarcastic snarky voice (he was referring to Phillipes role as a gay teenager years ago).


    Leno is a total loser. My sister and I are forever wondering who the hell likes him so much and how he gets so many viewers.


    And when he is not being offensive he just seems so BORING (reminds me of vanilla ice cream or something - but then I guess vanilla ice cream sells really well, so maybe that is where his success comes from :/)

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    12/11/08

    In reply to Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
    Also, this kills me everytime I see it...


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    12/11/08

    @stacyinbean: That sign totally almost looks like it says "TSCHEESE"
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    12/11/08

    @stacyinbean: That's bananas. I die.
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