Our Lord and Savior Jesus Pitbull just did a spectacular Q&A with Rolling Stone that begins, exactly as you dreamed, like this:
Yesterday Vogue published an online article titled, "We're Officially in the Era of the Big Booty." Cue all the eye roll gifs please. The article is a shining example of something Vogue displays oh so well: intentional cluelessness and an utter disregard for diversity.
Wanda Sykes is really excited that we're finally going to have "a first lady with a nice ass." (Has she been comparing notes with Salon's Erin Aubry Kaplan?)
Never were so many loathed so much by so few. I'm talking about shoes here, people: the scourge of grotesque, pestilential, monstrous, outlandish footwear that the nation — nay, the world —- seems to have embraced without a murmur of protest. It started with the gladiator sandal, which quickly mutated into the…