Pitbull: 'Every Single Year of My Life Has Been About the Booty'
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Pitbull just did a spectacular Q&A with Rolling Stone that begins, exactly as you dreamed, like this:
Vogue Discovers Big Booties
Yesterday Vogue published an online article titled, "We're Officially in the Era of the Big Booty." Cue all the eye roll gifs please. The article is a shining example of something Vogue displays oh so well: intentional cluelessness and an utter disregard for diversity.
Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"
Wanda Sykes is really excited that we're finally going to have "a first lady with a nice ass." (Has she been comparing notes with Salon's Erin Aubry Kaplan?)
The Long National Nightmare Is Not Over
Never were so many loathed so much by so few. I'm talking about shoes here, people: the scourge of grotesque, pestilential, monstrous, outlandish footwear that the nation — nay, the world —- seems to have embraced without a murmur of protest. It started with the gladiator sandal, which quickly mutated into the…
