http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/bootcamp http://jezebel.com/tag/bootcamp The new season of Celebrity Fit Club premieres March 13 and it looks awesome. This time around, four Fit Club veterans return (Toccara Jones, Dustin Diamond, Willie Aames, Tina Yothers) to battle against four newbies (Erin Moran, A.J. Benza, Brian Dunkleman, Sommora) in a really intense Boot Camp program that pushes them to the limit, not just physically, but mentally and emotionally. Toccara goes apeshit on Dr. Stacy, then tells the panel to kiss her ass for suggesting that her now-trim figure is "dysfunctional." Dustin Diamond gets into it with Harvey, and then sheds a tear saying, "I just came here to work out, man." And who knew that Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days) was such a treasure?! She shakes her tits at the camera, gives Toccara a lap dance, then states that she has a hemorrhoid from "pushing too hard." Clip above.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365236&view=rss&microfeed=true Poor Santa Claus. Here's an, ahem, full-figured icon who is being told he has to lose weight as a result of his presence in the public eye! Apparently his jiggly tummy is setting a bad example for all the little kiddies who still believe in him! Due to the obesity crisis in England, retailers there have taken to setting up Santa "boot camps," showing creepy fat men in red crushed velvet suits doing jumping jacks and the like, allowing the children out shopping during the Christmas season just how important fitness is to ol' Saint Nick. Isn't it even freakier to see Santas doing obstacle courses than it is to see small children crawling into the laps of bearded men they don't know — for a photo op? [Daily Mail]

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