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    Image of sweetnsassy2 sweetnsassy2
    11/22/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    This is art.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell.

    Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Recently I had someone ask me why I can wear my hair in like, 4 different styles in a single week and I just said, there's a lot of versatility with "black" hair. Oprah is evidence of that.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this."

    Yeah, I loved it.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!?
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Please, why? We have two more years to subject ourselves to this. And even after that, she won't be dead, she'll just be on a different channel.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
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    Image of BLONDEonBlondes BLONDEonBlondes
    11/20/09

    @kookla: PIMPL...I am so doing this with my FRIIIEENDDDSSS
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    Image of Anna Anna
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever:

    [jezebel.com]
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Awesome compilation!
    Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs?
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    Image of ardentlilac ardentlilac
    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: She can come over to my house and just try to out-interrupt me as I'm talking about my dogs! Impossible.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: You've got almost two years!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
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    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: Although I adore Oprah with 95% of the fibers of my being, that scenario is both hilarious and plausible.
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
    I love how the remake of "Mad World" is the go-to trailer song for when shit's about to get real. #dinalohan
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
    Woody Harrelson, you're an actor. You're paid to speak lines written by others. I don't need to hear your, or any other actor's, thoughts on politics ever again. Even if I happen to agree with them. #dinalohan
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/11/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Why? He's as much of a citizen as you or I, and his views are actually well-thought out. He's allowed to have an opinion about deeper things than the label on his clothes or the latest celebutard antics. I understand getting annoyed when people spout off ignorantly, but I don't get the mindset that being an actor means you don't get to talk about anything serious. #dinalohan
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/11/09

    @Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch: Of course he's a citizen, and of course he's allowed to have an opinion. But I don't like that celebrities routinely use their fame to sound off on important topics, when regular citizens (like you, for instance) don't get the same bully pulpit. It often seems the only qualification for being an "expert" in anything--whether politics, the economy, global hunger, cures for cancer, or anything else important--is that you appear on "The Hills" or whatever. Yes, Harrelson is more thoughtful and better-informed than most celebutards, but any random Jezebel commentator is probably even more thoughtful and better-informed than he is. And we get bupkus. #dinalohan
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/11/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Well of course everyone should listen to us 24/7.
    That goes without saying. But we, unfortunately, don't have movies to promote.

    I disagree that they are all lauded as experts, though. They have a pulpit, but not necessarily the credibility to back it up. (Looking at you, Jenny McCarthy!) In Woody's case, I'm less annoyed than I'd be if say, Sean Penn were spouting off. About anything, however worthy. Woody's always been a crunchy hippie kind of guy, so him being into politics doesn't surprise me.

    As long as they're well informed about their issues and not sanctimonious twits, trotting off to co-sign leaders and situations whose implications they don't seem to entirely understand, I'm OK with slebs sounding off on what interests them. It brings visibility, and often donations, to issues that might not be brought to people's notice otherwise. But I could see how that would bug you.
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