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    Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    The ice cream truck is going to illicit a whole different set of reactions now.
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    Image of TheMorRioghain TheMorRioghain
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    So what will the inevitable Ben & Jerry's version be called?
    Up, Up Sorbet?
    Some Choc & a Hard Place?
    Ramrod Rocky Road?
     Reply
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    ..and suddenly, just as Esther had planned, the church ice cream social got a lot more interesting.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment BearDownCBears was starred BearDownCBears was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    I scream, you scream, we all scream to be ice creamed!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    I take it this is for the men so old they can't even swallow a pill?

    Glad to know we're looking out for the toothless wonders.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    08/11/09

    @Penny: Duh, I got overexcited and didn't notice that T said the very same thing...

    I'm too irritated by this to think it's funny.
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    08/11/09

    @Penny: If it makes you feel any better, it doesn't seem to actually have Viagra in it; according to the linked article, it's an ice cream float containing "libido-enhancing" herbs like ginkgo mixed with absinthe.
    I'm pretty sure that it would be illegal to sell food laced with prescription meds. They just used the brand name for marketing purposes from what I can tell.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    08/11/09

    @slowpoke.r: You're right. And, that does make me feel better :-)
     Reply
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    I see the makings if a sitcom! Dad wants to spice up his love life so he buys a pint of delicious blueberry flavored, boner-giving, viagra ice cream! Unfortunately 16 year-old Junior is hungry before his big date and eats the whole carton! Think of the wacky hijinks that with occur!
     Reply
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    This is even more ingenious than unmarked packages.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    Obviously gunning for the moron City Boy market.
    I love the header.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    What happens if your ice cream stays hard for longer than 4 hours?
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    Image of Penny Penny
    08/11/09

    @NefariousNewt: Put it out in the sun.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/11/09

    @NefariousNewt: Introducing a New Flavor: Pralines and Priapism.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/11/09

    @NefariousNewt: You have to soda jerk off.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Or you get brain freeze.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    Is that an IV bag in the picture?!?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    Pour some liquid Ex-Lax on your Viagra ice cream, for that extra-special treat.
     Reply
    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/11/09

    @NefariousNewt: water sports?
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    Uh-oh, I can see this ice-cream being used in so many ingenious pranks.
     Reply
    NefariousNewt promoted this comment GreyEminence was starred GreyEminence was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/11/09

    @GreyEminence: My favorite idea: serve some at a party for Bob, from the Enzyte commercials.
     Reply
    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/11/09

    In reply to Viagra Ice Cream To Be Sold At Selfridges
    I take it that this will be hard ice cream?
     Reply
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    08/11/09

    In the US, it will be marketed by Blueball.
     Reply
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    Image of keldo keldo
    08/11/09

    @NefariousNewt: When soft serve just won't do.
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    08/05/09

    In reply to The Grossest Male Swimsuit Evs
    BWAHAHA, I LOVE them! They look like balloon animals, which are fun!!
    First thought was: "I want to dip my balls in it!"
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    Image of cantstopwontstop cantstopwontstop
    08/05/09

    In reply to The Grossest Male Swimsuit Evs
    **New!** Saran for your cock n' balls! Keeps your junk fresh!
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    The HZA. [member of the zombie nation] promoted this comment cantstopwontstop was starred cantstopwontstop was unstarred
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