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pot psychology

"How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. Rich, tiny pianist Gavin McInnes, and I answered questions about how to make gay friends and what to do with flaccid peens. (Bear with us, our microphone situation got messed up, and the audio is a little fuzzy.) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

6:00 PM on Fri May 30 2008
By Slut Machine
27,504 views, 147 comments

Latest by n/a: when my room mate has sex too loudly i just bang on the door and say be fucking quiet! it usually gets the job done. if not, i go in the room and annoy them while they're trying to do more »

pot psychology

"Is Being A Deadbeat Dad An Automatic Dealbreaker?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like pubic hair, threesomes, and boners. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

4:20 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Slut Machine
22,474 views, 123 comments

Latest by AnnaWintwhore: My boyfriend had those bumps on his penis. He actually STILL has them. He discovered them like 6 months ago, and they were right in a row and he freaked out. His doctor told him it was some STD, but more »

pot psychology

"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"

In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Sun Apr 20 2008
By Slut Machine
28,826 views, 140 comments

Latest by biancajames: yay they answered my gross ATM question! Take that, Mike!!! more »

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Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

Clone-A-Willy kits enable you to make penis-shaped chocolate pops, candles, or soap from a mold you create out of a real-live boner. I've used a DIY dildo kit before, but the dildo it made was so fucking disgusting looking — all pock-marked like Edward James Olmos — and it smelled like it would give me cancer. But it didn't matter because I don't even ever masturbate with dildos anyway. The Clone-a-Willy kits, however, make products that I can at least put to good use. So the other week, I ordered all three of those kits, plus some Clone-a-Pussy kits to make vulva chocolate and last night, invited a friend (and his penis) over to help me out. (Some stuff after the jump NSFW.) More »

5:20 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By Slut Machine
87,039 views, 138 comments

Latest by n/a: Slut Machine you are my goddess! I'm ordering. And clearly the doggie wants a weiner, so would somebody give the dog a treat already? But yo hoho, you shoulda shaved maybe? before the thang mold? so more »

Jesus Christ Whoever designed this light-switch cover is awesome for making it look like Jesus is showing his boner to two children...whether intentional or not. (Click on image to see full size.) [Playgirl]

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Boner Thugs-N-Harmony

If this commercial for Viagra had aired during SNL, I definitely would've thought it was a skit. But it's real! It's of a bunch of middle-aged dudes in a juke joint singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas." They're so jazzed about their erectile dysfunction that they needed to jam out about it! In the end, they hightail it out of there, presumably because their meds have kicked in and they have raging boners that they need to go stick in something.

1:15 PM on Wed Aug 1 2007
By Slut Machine
1,599 views, 11 comments

Latest by Joy_Rebar: Oh piffle. Nothing gets me out of my ruffled pinafore apron faster than the spectacle of my middle-aged husband and his middle-aged friends serenading their rapturous, perimenopausal womenfolk with spunky songs about their favorite ED prescription medication. Goodness, the things I more »