<![CDATA[Jezebel: boingboing]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: boingboing]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/boingboing http://jezebel.com/tag/boingboing <![CDATA[Ralph Lauren's Ridiculous Photoshop; More Ridiculous Rage]]> Spot anything in this Ralph Lauren Blue Label that seems kind of...off? Just one clue: in real life, the model, Filippa Hamilton, doesn't actually double for a Giacometti.

This snap of the ad was posted to the mock site Photoshop Disasters last Tuesday — the writer crowed, "Make her head bigger than her pelvis! Do it!" Xeni Jardin at Boing Boing noticed, and made the comment, "Dude, her head's bigger than her pelvis." But that relatively mild criticism of the unbelievable ad garnered the blog's ISP a cease-and-desist letter for reposting the picture.

Note to Ralph Lauren: it's not an infringement of your copyright if content you own is reproduced for purposes such as criticism, comment, or news reporting. No, really. Look it up. The company more than earned Cory Doctorow's indignant response.

Photoshop Disasters apparently received a similar threatening letter, since its post — though cached, for now, by Google — has been taken down.

Who is this woman 'shopped down to a spindly creature by Lauren's minions? She's 23-year-old French-Swedish model Filippa Hamilton — Countess Filippa Hamilton, to be precise. She's a Ralph Lauren favorite — in fact, she's on the brand's website right now. Check out the terrible job the retoucher did when he or she cut a path around Hamilton's hair to change the color of the shirt:




Hamilton has been featured in various ads for Ralph Lauren since her teens; up until now, the brand has never Photoshopped her into the likeness of a Bratz doll.



And in this July, 2009, editorial for Russian Elle magazine, shot by Fabio Chizzola, she doesn't look half bad, either.



Ralph Lauren should put a little less effort into crafting cease-and-desist letters guaranteed to harness the Streisand Effect, and a lot more into the quality of its post-production.

Ralph Lauren Opens New Outlet In The Uncanny Valley [BoingBoing]
The Criticism That Ralph Lauren Doesn't Want You To See [BoingBoing]

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<![CDATA[Women, Know Your Limits!]]> This clip, from a mid-90s BBC show, helpfully illustrates the dangers of thinking while female, providing an example of what women should say (surprise: it's all about sweetness, stroking male egos, and kittens). [BoingBoing]

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<![CDATA[It Was 28 Years Ago Today • Girl Goes Deaf After Sloppy Smooch]]> • John Lennon was murdered 28 years ago on this day and Yoko Ono has released one of the pictures of Lennon shortly before he died to Boing Boing. • A new study suggests that domestic dogs can experience a simple form of envy. • A Florida man who plays the part of a Santa for pets has been peed and pooped on by various critters but he says that it still beats working with kids.• A new study claims that status for men is linked to having "more sex or better-quality partners" and men have evolved to become aggressive when they are looking to increase their standing. •

• The Sanga Amaj Women's Drug Treatment Center in Afghanistan treats female opium addicts, many of whom become addicted to the smoke that their opium-addicted husbands exhale. • Dame Joan Bakwell, who has been made a champion of the elderly by the British government, recently spoke out against the "American model" of TV news anchor teams which usually consists of an older man and a younger woman. • A recent study suggests that the risk-assessment tools used to help guide treatment decisions are too complex for breast cancer patients to understand and may lead to poor treatment choices for breast cancer. • A new study has found that the brain functions of low-income 9- and 10-year-olds are dramatically affected by poverty. • A recent study claims that although women feel "sexiest" at age 34 and have more sex in the 20s and 30s, they enjoy sex more as they get older. • Female activists in Iraq say that Iraqi women are "being strangled by religion and tribalism" as the country looks to form its new post-Saddam identity. • A Minnesota man is the proud owner of a 97-year-old fruitcake. • New, noninvasive genetics screens for fetuses with Down syndrome has re-sparked the debate on aborting fetuses with Down syndrome versus raising the child which can often be a financial and emotional burden. • A young woman in southern China has temporarily lost her hearing in her left ear after she and her boyfriend engaged in a particularly passionate kiss. • A new study has found a marginal link between sperm quality and intelligence. •

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<![CDATA[Booby Crap]]> A reader tipped us off to this "Boob Job Piggy Bank," which is currently being sold on a website that specializes in room decor for women "ages 13-22." One could easily argue that it's just a silly joke jar aimed at the higher end of that age spectrum, but still: isn't there anything else to encourage young women to save their money for? In fairness, the site,Wake Up Frankie, also claims to cater "to many different personalities and lifestyles. Frankie thinks every girl should have a really cool and hip place to sleep and hang out, place that lets you express you- whoever you are!" And perhaps some people just like to express themselves through Boob Job Piggy Banks, no? The bank has already been met with mixed opinions on BoingBoing, with commenters calling it everything from "clever and funny" to "icky" to "So wrong on so many levels it's hard to know where to start." What do you think of the Boob Job Bank? Funny? Offensive? Or just kind of dumb? [BoingBoing]

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<![CDATA[Message In A Bottle]]> Remember during Britney's darkest days, when she was washing down sedatives with "purple drank?" A company has capitalized on Brit's quest for oblivion, and is now marketing something called Drank, an "anti-energy drink," and according to BoingBoing, "The grape-flavored drink is fortified with melatonin, valerian root, and rose hips." The Voice adds this from Drank's press release: "From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind." Nothing says stress-free like a giant bottle of faux Dimetapp! [ BoingBoing, Village Voice]

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<![CDATA[ Boing Boing offers up this handy dandy...]]> Boing Boing offers up this handy dandy guide to wrapping presents. Apparently the biggest pitfall for novice wrappers is too much tape! If you want to feel completely inadequate, check out Wrap Art. These wrap masterpieces will put your presents to shame! [Making Light via Boing Boing]

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<![CDATA[Kids, Not Condoms, Kill Sex Lives]]> All is not well at the home of Joan and Ken Harper. Joan is crying herself to sleep at night and, in the morning, burning the oatmeal and toast. Ken is moping around, making his three kids cry, and getting his hand caught in machinery at work. Such is the life of a young couple whose marriage is on the rocks — because they love each other! Or rather, because they aren't getting any!

Apparently, back in 1962, a woman could be both well-groomed and totally ignorant about birth control. [Have times really changed? Look at Nicole Richie! Oh, we kid. -Ed.] At least, that's part of the narrative put forth by the comic "Escape From Fear", which was created and distributed by none other than Planned Parenthood in 1962 — the same year the Beatles released their first record, Marilyn Monroe overdosed, and A Clockwork Orange was published. Presented in its entirety on one of our new favorite websites, Comics With Problems (check out the comic about venereal diseases here) and linked to by another fave, BoingBoing, the 8-page comic is like Donna Reed meets 7th-grade Sex Ed meets Roy Lichtenstein.

Comic Gems: Tragi-Condom-Edy, And The Golden Age Of Nukes [BoingBoing via ComicsWithProblems]
Related: Capt Veedee-O And Ms. Wanda Lust In VD Claptrap [ComicsWithProblems]
Crying Girl, 1964 [MilwaukeeArtMuseum]

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<![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan and George W., Separated At Birth]]>

  • The similarities between George W. Bush and Lindsay Lohan never cease to amaze us. Both have substance abuse problems. Both claim to be clean. Both drink while claiming to be clean. Both don't show up for work (Georgia Rule, The G8 Summit) when they've been drinking too much while claiming to be clean. And most importantly, both are spoiled rich kids who don't take the world around them very seriously. The fact that one's a 20-year old teen star and the other is the leader of the free world? A minor detail. A minor detail that scares the bejesus out of us on a daily basis. [Tennessee Guerilla Women]
  • Those wacky right-wingers are at it again! All that liberal propaganda we're taking in (i.e. our favorite TV shows) is going to make us go out and kill someone. [Fishbowl LA]
  • Bummer! Upon first glance, we thought this headline read "Astronauts Prepare For Lunch." And we thought. 'Hmm — What do astronauts eat for lunch? Bologna, perhaps?'. We're so disappointed. [CNN]
  • Do we smell a scandal? And, uh, a not-coincidence? The sheriff who conveniently let Paris Hilton slip out of jail also accepted some mighty hefty campaign donations from Paris's grandpa. [Radar]
  • Is she in jail? Is she home? It is SO HARD to keep up with Paris's whereabouts! Thankfully, there's help. [IsParisInJailRightNow.com]
  • Isaiah Washington may not be returning to Grey's, but (until she starts bitching about how she's making less money than her other castmates) Knocked Up's Katherine Heigl is. [US]
  • And in today's other celeb-sentencing story: George Michael gets community service. We assume he'll actually serve his sentence as opposed to having a withdrawal-induced breakdown and trying to run away home. [USA Today]
  • An Englishman who shook his infant daughter so violently that her brain hemorrhaged is going to anger management classes. Um way too little, way too late, anyone? [BBC]
  • The only message of hope we've seen all day: The Spice Girls reunion concert is ON! We are so dusting off our old CD's now. [People]
  • Correction: This site brings us infinite more joy than the Spice Girls tour. Just look. [BoingBoing]
  • 6 U.S. casualties identified today. [DoD]
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<![CDATA[As Computers Diminish In Size, So Does Their Feminine Ideal]]> How times change. Take this image from a recently-released archive at UCLA showing a computer-created rendering of "Miss Formula", the 'perfect female'". Published in the LA Times in July 1964, "Miss Formula"'s curvaceous (and presumably, life-size) ideal has, of course, morphed into something a little more boyish and a lot more emaciated. Something kinda like the taut little brunette presenting her for display!

Miss Formula, up close and personal, after the jump.

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Changing Times: Los Angeles In Photographs, 1920-1990 [via BoingBoing]

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