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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/25/09

    In reply to Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Vogue's Anna Wintour
    MY G*D - how big is that emerald?
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/25/09

    In reply to Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Vogue's Anna Wintour
    13-14 made me laugh so hard, my coworker just poked his head around the corner to see why I was nearly weeping.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/25/09

    In reply to Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Vogue's Anna Wintour
    #4 Made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Dodai!
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    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    08/25/09

    In reply to Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Vogue's Anna Wintour
    Mmmmmmmm Roger Federer. Who knew I could relate to Anna Wintour...
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    Dodai promoted this comment Edited by bibomaco at 08/25/09 3:19 PM bibomaco was starred bibomaco was unstarred
    Image of Dodai Dodai
    08/25/09

    @bibomaco: Check this out, and this item: Vogue editor Anna Wintour reportedly sends tennis player Roger Federer stuff with "little notes that say 'This would look great on you.'" Rrrow!
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    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    08/25/09

    @Dodai: I saw him play a few weeks ago. He looked dashing in turquoise. And the tennis was not bad either.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/25/09

    In reply to Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Vogue's Anna Wintour
    8 and 14 make me both giggle and snarl. My coworkers, sadly, are fairly used to that noise coming from my desk, and pay me no heed. On the plus side, I am now able to shout I AM THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE!
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    Image of dripdrop dripdrop
    08/25/09

    In reply to Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Vogue's Anna Wintour
    Honestly, this was so spot-on that I wouldn't be surprised if some tabloid picked it up and put it in their next issue. Bravo!!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    08/25/09

    In reply to Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Vogue's Anna Wintour
    Wait! Is her name really Tiara Dew Dots????
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/25/09

    @BeckySharper: I think it's just Dodai! Wait.. are you kidding..? Am I.. crazy?
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    08/25/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: It's just too perfect!
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    08/25/09

    @BeckySharper: coughanagramcough
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    Edited by Dodai at 08/25/09 3:21 PM Dodai was starred Dodai was unstarred
    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    08/25/09

    @Dodai: Tiara Dew Dots is the sweetest anagram ever. Lucky.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    08/25/09

    @Dodai: LOL. Got it!
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    Image of tell Dolly Parton again tell Dolly Parton again
    08/20/09

    In reply to Sherri Shepherd Freaks Out GMA Host With New Body
    If she's this proud of her body, she and Tracy Jordan will probably be having way more sex in Jack Donaghy's office now.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    08/20/09

    In reply to Sherri Shepherd Freaks Out GMA Host With New Body
    I DVR the reruns of Less Than Perfect on Lifetime. Sherri is hilarious and I have always loved Sara Rue. It also includes a pre-Chuck Zachary Levi. It's a great little show.
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    Edited by sassyredhead at 08/20/09 2:11 PM sassyredhead was starred sassyredhead was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/20/09

    @sassyredhead: I love that show! Very underrated, and great cast. Even Andy Dick was tolerable in it.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    08/20/09

    In reply to Sherri Shepherd Freaks Out GMA Host With New Body
    WHAT did he say? "My ring is burning, it's burning like a Harry Potter...[indistinguishable]..."

    Is this some kind od weird mash-up of Harry Potter's Scar and Lord of the Rings? Like Sherri and her body are some kind of evil thing like Voldemort or Sauron that makes his ring burn when she is around...
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    Edited by applejuice at 08/20/09 2:11 PM applejuice was starred applejuice was unstarred
    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    08/20/09

    @applejuice: "Harry Potter kind of situation."

    I think he's referring to the cursed Peverell ring that killed Dumbledore's hand.

    ....ignore me now.
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    08/20/09

    @Mikey-B: Hehheh, so what part of Chris Cuomo's gonna shrivel up and turn black?
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    08/20/09

    @Mikey-B: I thought of that, but it doesn't really make sense. How would that relate to Sherri Dancing around in front of him? The Gaunt ring was a Horcrux and putting it on enacted a curse on Dumbledore. It seems that her causing something to burn is more related to Harry's scar or the ring in Lord of the Rings, hence my comment above.

    I know, I am thinking this through too well. Now it is my turn to say "ignore me now"!
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    08/20/09

    @Mikey-B: Oh, and thank you for the translation!
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    Edited by applejuice at 08/20/09 2:23 PM applejuice was starred applejuice was unstarred
    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/20/09

    @applejuice: I think that he was just referring to Potter-lore that he doesn't really understand. I honestly think that LoTR would have been a better reference, with Gollum complaining about the rope: "It burnssss, it burnssss us, take the nasssty thing off!"
    Or something.
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    Image of Svenskasweetie Svenskasweetie
    08/20/09

    In reply to Sherri Shepherd Freaks Out GMA Host With New Body
    She looks good! Way to work it. And by "work it" I mean act like a raving lunatic on national television.
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    Image of squeakel squeakel
    07/24/09

    In reply to Body Language Expert: Twilight Stars In Love
    I guess I'm not a full grownup yet because I love the way she looks. I've had enough of the army of orange, surgically enhanced starlets in tiny dresses.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    07/25/09

    @squeakel: I was just coming to say that. She's wearing a Minor Threat t-shirt and red Converse, and her skinny jeans look punk, not fashion-victim-y. If I have a daughter, I would be pleased as shit if she dressed like that.
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    07/24/09

    In reply to Body Language Expert: Twilight Stars In Love
    In #1, she is leaning away from Robert like she doesn't need him, but her hands show that she is fingering her ring finger on her right hand, anticipating the moment when he slips that hunk of diamond on there and is hers forever, or at least until she starts working on a new project. Her shirt is riding up over her belly, obviously due to Robert's love child who is currently renting that space. The kid who plays the angsty werewolf is stiff and unyielding to her, as if to say "Don't touch me you whorish, ruined woman." Robert is looking beyond both her, the werewolf and his impending Twilight love child, into the distance, already tired of his life and looking to the horizon for the next adventure, the next woman, a new life.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    07/24/09

    In reply to Body Language Expert: Twilight Stars In Love

    I wonder if these guys made it to SD in time for autographs...
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    07/24/09

    In reply to Body Language Expert: Twilight Stars In Love
    See, I take Kristen's crossed arms and dead eyes to be both challenging and smug, in the vein of Manet's Olympia, she teases the viewer and says "I just had both of these men, and I liked it. What of it?"
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