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    Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/17/08

    In reply to Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
    A big strapping man who is protective and nurturing, and who could crush any perceived threats to you with his bare hands?


    Yes, please!

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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    12/16/08

    In reply to Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
    Is his coat velvet? If so, awesome.
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    Image of la_phantom_lady la_phantom_lady
    12/16/08

    In reply to Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
    His face seems to say "I'd better get one hell of a Christmas bonus for this. damn Paps snapping my picture with all these dolls."
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/16/08

    @la_phantom_lady: I don't know.I think he looks like he is kind of enjoying it.
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    Image of dearheart dearheart
    12/16/08

    @badmutha: "That's right, ladies. You can't get more kid friendly than me. Soak. It. Up."
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/16/08

    @dearheart: dead on. He is smirking slightly isn't he?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/16/08

    In reply to Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
    haha...Ok, I totally though the chest baby was real, then I freaked out when it looked like Suri was stuffed in the canvas bag...
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    Image of Gonkette Gonkette
    12/16/08

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: These are things to share with your therapist, Mkp-hearts-NYC.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/16/08

    @Gonkette: haahahaha.... I'll add it to the list.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/16/08

    In reply to Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
    OMG that baby is bursting from that man's chest! Everybody panic! Run!


    Oh, wait, nevermind. I'm not afraid of plastic aliens.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/16/08

    In reply to Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
    A man that'll hold the purse, dolls, AND lunch bag? Love.


    And that is a refrigerator of a man!

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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    12/16/08

    @shorty63136: Well, his livelihood depends on his cooperation.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/16/08

    In reply to Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods
    Something about me loves that the toys are in a canvas bag (LL Bean??) and not some Vuitton monstrosity.


    Kate's keeping it (just a teeny bit) real.

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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    12/16/08

    @sportz.star: Yeah, that's probably HIS bag for carrying around Suri's toys. Suri clearly couldn't settle for anything other than her little mini LV.
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