Teen Boys Reek of Cologne and Teen Girls Can't Stand It

To all the high school aged boys out there reading Jezebel (a.k.a Michael Jennings in Akron, Ohio): It's time for you to lay off the scents. I know Axe and Old Spice are telling you that you have to lay it on thick to be cool and datable, but they are lying. These colognes do not make you more appealing. They actually… » 1/07/14 4:15pm 1/07/14 4:15pm

In Step Forward for Feminism, Axe Creates Women's Body Spray

A huge battle has been won in the fight for gender equality. While women still earn less than men doing the same jobs and there are groups working tirelessly to restrict our reproductive rights, we're finally free to douse ourselves in eau de frat boy. Axe, the cheap toiletry equivalent of the He-Man Woman Haters… » 1/09/12 10:00am 1/09/12 10:00am