Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?

IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when… » 2/05/13 9:00am 2/05/13 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny… » 11/08/12 9:00am 11/08/12 9:00am

Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, Life

In which Melissa McCarthy, undoubtedly for the umpteeth time, is asked about her weight and how she feels about it: "Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds… » 11/07/12 9:00am 11/07/12 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of…

Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing."… » 10/26/12 9:00am 10/26/12 9:00am

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music…

"Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma and Pixies covers" is one unsurprising description of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross' cool-as-fuck nuptials. Tobias Fünke, 48, and Joan of Arcadia, 29, have been dating for the last four years, and this is the first marriage for both of them. Filmmaker Lance Bangs, in… » 10/08/12 9:00am 10/08/12 9:00am

Celebrity Fight! Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Sue Billy Corgan,…

Wow, okay. Wow. Once in a long while a story comes along that makes all this dirt-baggin' worth it. Specifically, for me, it happens when totally rando celebrities get mad at each other over mundane shit and I get to imagine them sitting in a room and yelling at each other. The best!!! Case in point: Rebecca Gayheart » 10/03/12 8:00pm 10/03/12 8:00pm

Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies since the Jennifer Aniston days. The British chef has tried to give him cooking lessons before, but he's "useless in the… » 9/26/12 9:00am 9/26/12 9:00am

And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating… » 9/20/12 9:00am 9/20/12 9:00am

Whitney Houston's Death Left Her Family Broke Enough to Turn to Reality…

While the untimely death of Whitney Houston was tragic, it was also problematic because she wasn't just a person, she was a business. Those who were in her employ and family members she financially supported in life are now looking to cash in on her death. But considering the mess of an estate she left behind—she was… » 6/07/12 4:30pm 6/07/12 4:30pm

Bobby Brown Vows that Daughter Bobbi Kristina Will Never Escape His…

World's Yuckiest Blowhard Bobby Brown responded to rumors that daughter Bobbi Kristina plans to change her last name to distance herself from him: "She can't change her last name, her name is her name. She'll forever be known as Bobbi Kristina Brown. There's no changing that, there's no taking that back." Bobby Brown… » 5/29/12 8:55pm 5/29/12 8:55pm

Without a Trace of Irony, Alanis Morissette Vows to Breastfeed Her Son…

It appears the time has come for every celebrity mother to take sides in the attachment parenting debate. Today Alanis Morissette planted herself firmly in "very attached" territory by saying she still breastfeeds her 16-month-old son Ever and won't stop until he asks her to. She thinks it's going to save her on… » 5/21/12 8:00pm 5/21/12 8:00pm

Bobbi Kristina Makes First Public Appearance Since Whitney Houston's…

In her first official appearance since her mom Whitney Houston's death, Bobbi Kristina kept it cool and classy as she spoke about her mother at the Billboard Music Awards. "I just really want to say thank you to everyone who supported us through it all," she said. "Thanks for showing that much love, because she… » 5/21/12 9:00am 5/21/12 9:00am

My Cherie Amour, A Stevie Wonder Novel By V.C. Andrews™

A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to extort Stevie Wonder and were the subject of myriad tired late-night show monologue jokes for fucking up what you'd imagine for obvious offensive-punchline-type reasons would literally be the easiest… » 5/12/12 11:30am 5/12/12 11:30am

Sexual Black Widow Michelle Obama Catches George Clooney in her…

A special report by British investigative powerhouse the Daily Mirror lifts the lid on Michelle Obama's proclivity towards surrounding herself by handsome famous men – the First Lady ensnaring George Clooney and other sexy luminaries under the pretext of a formal dinner at The White House. Though guests believed they… » 3/15/12 9:00am 3/15/12 9:00am

Bobbi Kristina Is Lovingly Haunted by the Ghost of Whitney Houston

Bobbi Kristina Brown told Oprah that the ghost of her dearly departed mom Whitney Houston visits her at the Atlanta mansion she's been living in since her mother's untimely death — which sounds like the synopsis for a zany Disney comedy. Dropping the borderline comforting/mildly depressing titbit during the talk show… » 3/12/12 9:00am 3/12/12 9:00am