The Tough, Tumultuous Life of Bobbi Kristina: A Timeline

Bobbi Kristina Houston Brown, daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, has been the pride and joy of the entertainment industry since the day she was born. The phrase 'growing up in the limelight' is an understatement for a kid with superstar parents best known for their star power and struggles with substance… » 2/04/15 12:10pm 2/04/15 12:10pm

Report: Bobbi Kristina's Brain Function 'Significantly Diminished'

After the 21-year-old daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown was found unresponsive in her bathtub Saturday, TMZ is now reporting that Brown's brain function is "significantly diminished." TMZ adds that "doctors have told her family it does not look good." Brown remains in a medically-induced coma according to » 2/01/15 5:30pm 2/01/15 5:30pm

Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?

IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when… » 2/05/13 9:00am 2/05/13 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny… » 11/08/12 9:00am 11/08/12 9:00am

Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, Life

In which Melissa McCarthy, undoubtedly for the umpteeth time, is asked about her weight and how she feels about it: "Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds… » 11/07/12 9:00am 11/07/12 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of…

Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing."… » 10/26/12 9:00am 10/26/12 9:00am

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music…

"Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma and Pixies covers" is one unsurprising description of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross' cool-as-fuck nuptials. Tobias Fünke, 48, and Joan of Arcadia, 29, have been dating for the last four years, and this is the first marriage for both of them. Filmmaker Lance Bangs, in… » 10/08/12 9:00am 10/08/12 9:00am

Celebrity Fight! Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Sue Billy Corgan,…

Wow, okay. Wow. Once in a long while a story comes along that makes all this dirt-baggin' worth it. Specifically, for me, it happens when totally rando celebrities get mad at each other over mundane shit and I get to imagine them sitting in a room and yelling at each other. The best!!! Case in point: Rebecca Gayheart » 10/03/12 8:00pm 10/03/12 8:00pm

Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies since the Jennifer Aniston days. The British chef has tried to give him cooking lessons before, but he's "useless in the… » 9/26/12 9:00am 9/26/12 9:00am

And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating… » 9/20/12 9:00am 9/20/12 9:00am