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@Waterlily: It's still dressing for men, just a different group of men. Instead of wankers in suits, you're dressing for assclowns in tight jeans and hipster hair.
Oh Peaches. Men also find tattoos and grunge and piercings sexy. Otherwise Seattle's 15-20 year old demographic would be about half the size it currently is.
@Triphena: exactly. all the hipsters i see living in seattle that are conventionally good looking are covered in tattoos and piercings. it may have been considered 'anti-beauty' 30-40 yrs ago, but not now it aint. now it's an instant subscription to the cool-but-trying-not-to-look-cool... club.
Peaches Geldof - Goooooood for yoooou. Every time I think I can't find you more irritating, you do it! Congrats! You gave me a facial tic!
Also, to borrow Kanye's communication techniques: LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER BEEN TATTOOED AND PIERCED AND THOUGHT WINONA RYDER WAS AWESOME! THAT IS SO TRULY ORIGINAL! MY, WHAT A TRAIL HAS BEEN BLAZED HERE TODAY.
@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Uh, Peaches, if you're still valuing your worth through the male gaze, and you're still getting your picture in the tabloids, you're still pretty.
@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: It's like that episode of the Gilmore girls where Rory wants to make an assignment on Hillary Clinton being such an inspiration.
My sister was in NYC visiting me this weekend, and (of course) we wound up in Times Square. I saw a billboard for Gerard Butler's new movie, the one with Katherine Heigl and the little red hearts? (Don't remember the name of it.) Anyway, I was looking at this billboard and said to my sister, "Even Gerard Fucking Butler isn't hot enough to escape some crappy Photoshop airbrushing." She agreed, but still wants to see the movie.
Peaches Geldof, you just used the dreaded F-Bomb! She'll probably be labeled a feminazibonerkiller(by teh menz) and a Bad Feminist(by teh wimminz) simultaneously. Anti-Beauty?! Like, "a feminist thing"?! CRAZY TALK.
There was a blind item recently that everyone guessed was about RobPat and Kristen but it included an abortion so...this story could have some truth (but the bump watch is a joke).
I liked Alanis better in the 90s, when she wasn't always talking about dieting. WTF, Alanis?
Maybe it's Sandi the blonde from the "half home cooked" show or whatever she calls it. Or maybe even Rachael - she look a loooooooot thinner lately on her new traveling show.
(Why yes, I watch too much Food Network, thank you. I think I have a crush on all the boy Iron Chefs including Alton and the Chairman. And some of those challengers? Philippe Excoffier? Whoa.)
@Triphena: I would have thought Giada, too. My DH and I watch her show sometimes and we're both like, It's a shame she never eats any of that yummy food.
@pax: I know, it kinda drives me nuts. Like she makes this amazing pavlova and then takes a bite the size of a ladybug poo and makes the biggest deal about how amazing it tastes. I do not believe there was enough on her fork for her to taste anything. She should bring it to my house. I'll show her how a pavlova is eaten. (Hint: with a large glass of Moscato d'Asti.)
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I hope we don't end up with one of those embryos that looks like a mutating knitting bag that Jezzie featured.
(I'm not even going to go back and find it.)
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That said, I'd agree with the not-dressing-for-men thing, if it didn't come from someone who looks like she dresses up exclusively for hipsters.
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Drugs are expensive, destroy your relationships, and addiction sucks. Chris Martin is totally missing out by staying sober!
Uh, what?
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Also, to borrow Kanye's communication techniques: LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER BEEN TATTOOED AND PIERCED AND THOUGHT WINONA RYDER WAS AWESOME! THAT IS SO TRULY ORIGINAL! MY, WHAT A TRAIL HAS BEEN BLAZED HERE TODAY.
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Peaches Geldof, you just used the dreaded F-Bomb! She'll probably be labeled a feminazibonerkiller(by teh menz) and a Bad Feminist(by teh wimminz) simultaneously. Anti-Beauty?! Like, "a feminist thing"?! CRAZY TALK.
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I liked Alanis better in the 90s, when she wasn't always talking about dieting. WTF, Alanis?
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And Alaaaaaaaaaaaa-
nis my dear
we liked you so much better when you weren't here
sit on your Queen Angry throne
collect royalties, leave well enough alone
you
you
you
oughta know
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(Blind item: Padma? Nooooooooes)
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Maybe it's Sandi the blonde from the "half home cooked" show or whatever she calls it. Or maybe even Rachael - she look a loooooooot thinner lately on her new traveling show.
(Why yes, I watch too much Food Network, thank you. I think I have a crush on all the boy Iron Chefs including Alton and the Chairman. And some of those challengers? Philippe Excoffier? Whoa.)
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That's different. My husband and I got fifty bucks and Netflix for four months.
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