At this point, pretty much everyone has heard that juice cleanses are kind of bad for you. So why keep doing them — unless they're a modern form of self-punishment?
Isn't it awful when the conversation grinds to a halt at a party? I avoid this problem by always arriving drunk and garrulous to every social gathering. But it turns out this may not be the ideal way of keeping the conversation flowing like Paris Hilton's lubrication.