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    Image of PersonOfInterest PersonOfInterest
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    Jezebel is destroying the economy. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment PersonOfInterest was starred PersonOfInterest was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    I don't want to live in a world without CockBibs. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/13/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: oh, cum now. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    Sigh... tonight I'll rub one out for the Cockbib.

    RIP, my man. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    The demand has dried up (into a crusty stain)? #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    sybann was starred sybann was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    So, the inventor has shot his wad, and must file for bankruptcy? I bet he's teste about that. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    I shall play taps upon the meat flute, anon. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Friday Friday
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    This just in: Men Enjoy Saliva On Their Balls!

    Stay tuned for more shit we all already knew! #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment Friday was starred Friday was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/13/09

    @Friday: Seriously, I was watching some porno on Fleshbot the other night (shut up) and there's a lot of spitting during porno blowjobs so CLEARLY someone is turned on by it. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    11/13/09

    @Friday: Yeah, I never really got the idea of it either, I don't know anyone that likes a dry blowjob #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of lastsinglestanding lastsinglestanding
    11/13/09

    @thePrototype: #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    Jack_Burton promoted this comment lastsinglestanding was starred lastsinglestanding was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/13/09

    @lastsinglestanding: Ellie Kemper from the Office? #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
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    Image of CommodoreLane CommodoreLane
    11/14/09

    @Jack_Burton: I've been wondering that since I first saw her on the Office! Does anyone know? #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    Jack_Burton promoted this comment CommodoreLane was starred CommodoreLane was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/14/09

    @CommodoreLane: She's in Mystery Team which is also a Derrick production, evidently, so I believe that this is her. I'm a go see it - looks like a lot of talented folks... #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cockbib crow twice, thou shalt deny my business thrice. And when he thought thereon, he wept. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    Ah, the Year of the Douchebag is in it's death throes. Rejoice my lovelies! #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of kixiechic kixiechic
    11/13/09

    @BetteD: whoo doing the calvin (& hobbes) dance! #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    RisaPlata promoted this comment kixiechic was starred kixiechic was unstarred
    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    11/13/09


    @kixiechic: Peanuts Dance! #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    RisaPlata was starred RisaPlata was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    Poor dude just couldn't compete with Dick Towels. Although he could repurpose the leftover inventory and make some pretty bitchin' kitten mittens! #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    And we gave him all that free publicity, too. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    Great, NOW what am I supposed to get Dad for Christmas? A fucking tie? #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    BearDownCBears was starred BearDownCBears was unstarred
    Image of ImperfectLit.Woman ImperfectLit.Woman
    11/14/09

    @BearDownCBears: Oh my God, now everyone in my school library thinks I'm not for laughing out loud for so long. Thanks a lot.Lol. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    ImperfectLit.Woman was starred ImperfectLit.Woman was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    That sucks! #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    11/13/09

    @kookla: And blows! #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    11/13/09

    @kookla: Taint it a shame. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/13/09

    @kookla: He got the shaft. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    11/13/09

    @o-line: It took a lot of balls.

    @BabyJane: Times are hard!
     Reply
    Edited by kookla at 11/13/09 5:15 PM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?
    O Cockbib my Cockbib! our fearful slurp is done,
    The boner has weathered every rack, the dry prize we sought is won,
    The hole is near, the non-spit balls I hear, the people all exulting,
    While follow eyes the steady keel, the member grim and daring;
    But O hard! hard! hard!
    O the frayed edges,
    Where on the floor my Cockbib lies,
    Fallen cold and dead. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/13/09

    @CurtCole: That is a comment of the day if I ever saw one. Bravo, sir. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of thoughtthinker thoughtthinker
    11/13/09

    @CurtCole: you win. you WIN. You already had my e-heart. Now you have my me-heart.
     Reply
    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) promoted this comment Edited by thoughtthinker at 11/13/09 1:59 PM thoughtthinker was starred thoughtthinker was unstarred
    Image of the glamwich the glamwich
    11/13/09

    @CurtCole:
    cockbib cockbib burning bright
    in the skeevy candle light
    will there be imitators, nigh?
    so ladies may suck...but keep the 'nads dry.

    we can only hope [sarcasm] #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    rodmanstreet promoted this comment the glamwich was starred the glamwich was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    11/13/09

    @the glamwich: @CurtCole: WHY DO I EVEN TRY!? #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    sybann was starred sybann was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/13/09

    In reply to CockBibs Out Of Business?

    My sadness can only be fully expressed via LOLcat. #cockbibsoutofbusiness
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
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