Miley Cyrus Gives 'Bill Clinton' a Blow Job on Bangerz Tour

As previously mentioned, Miley Cyrus's Bangerz tour features a few disquieting visuals. The 21-year-old singer rubs her crotch, rides a hot dog, and wears a leotard covered in pot leaves. And: In one Americana-themed segment of the program, she kneels in front of a gentleman clad in a tuxedo and a Bill Clinton mask,… » 2/17/14 11:00am 2/17/14 11:00am

The Deranged Sorority Girl's Guide to Your First Double Blowjob

Things were going pretty good for you, weren't they? You were just living your modest little pleasurable life, handing out solo blowjobs as much as possible, content in the fact that you were pretty good at them, and that they were going how they were supposed to go — with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Some of… » 11/19/13 4:15pm 11/19/13 4:15pm

Justin Bieber's $EXY New Jam Proves He's DEFINITELY Gotten a BJ Before

Ughhhhhh, Justin Bieber's new song "Hold Tight" is so shitty, you guys. From the opening line in which someone creepily whispers "every birthday, every birthday" (thanks for that, by the way — my ear really needed a good molesting this afternoon) until Bieber's last warbled "OOoooOOOoO," it's just non-stop awful. BUT… » 10/21/13 7:50pm 10/21/13 7:50pm

No Uncircumcised Man Will Ever Know the True Pleasure of a Blow Job

Writing for The Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton explores the topic that keeps on giving – male circumcision – writing about how she and her husband (SPOILER) came to the decision to not circumcise their son, a boy who will become a man who will surely be very happy to realize one day that a general idea of what… » 7/30/13 2:45pm 7/30/13 2:45pm

Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex

In a move that's sure to be wildly popular among The Youths, Virginia's Republican Gubernatorial nominee Ken Cuccinelli II had made outlawing oral and anal sex a part of his campaign platform. What's got two thumbs and hates blowjobs? That guy! (awkwardly gesticulates with thumbs in vague direction of Virginia) » 7/17/13 5:00pm 7/17/13 5:00pm

Now You Can Have Sex in Monica Lewinsky's Old Clinton-Era Clothes

We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be wearing them yourself? It's the ultimate intern-boss fantasy, except it's hotter because it's nastier and impeachment is an aphrodisiac. Now an online company is offering you the chance to be the Monica… » 6/24/13 5:20pm 6/24/13 5:20pm

Teens Blowing Each Other Much Less Than We'd Feared

Scintillating new data on the habits of horny heterosexual teens today, as the CDC has released the results of a survey detailing the oral sex habits of America's children — after all, they are the future. And despite rumors of rainbow parties and color coded Silly Bandz, this country's young women are actually… » 8/16/12 10:55am 8/16/12 10:55am

Got Morning Sickness? Give Two Blow Jobs and Call Me in the Morning

No amount of heavy duty feminism can alleviate the fact that when it comes to child creation, all a guy really must do is not ride a bike too much, ejaculate successfully into a fertile vagina, and then maybe hand out cigars. Meanwhile, the woman spends nine months growing a tiny, helpless proto-human inside her… » 7/10/12 6:30pm 7/10/12 6:30pm

Have Men Really Stopped Liking Blowjobs?

Have blowjobs gone the way of the dodo? According to Geoff Dyer in Esquire, they pretty much have. Dyer claims that heterosexual fellatio has become the erotic equivalent of the leisure suit, peaking in popularity in the 1970s "when the culture was bigging up the blowjob." Now, he reports, guys just want to go down:… » 3/30/12 5:30pm 3/30/12 5:30pm

Internet Douchebag Would Like a Blowjob, a Steak & a Senate Seat

New York Republicans who would like to unseat Democrat Kirsten Gillibrand thought they'd found their knight in wire-rimmed armor in entrepreneur Marc Cenedella. He had the youth, the vigor, the tough talk... the bizarre blog that trafficked in sexism, drug references, and unfunny jokes about Omarosa's wearing a banana… » 1/23/12 7:00pm 1/23/12 7:00pm

Education-Minded Teen Girls Say Blow Jobs Are Like Homework

There's been a ton of hysteria about all the blowjobs teenagers are allegedly giving and getting these days, but relatively little talk about how teen girls actually feel about giving head. Now a group of researchers has decided to ask them, and the results are kind of disturbing — turns out that for some girls, oral… » 1/18/12 2:25pm 1/18/12 2:25pm

Internet A-Tizzy Over The 'Next Amber Cole'

If you've ventured onto Twitter within the last few days, you might have noticed an unfamiliar name in the trending topics. Clicking over to the April Pratt topic page reveals that she's not a scientist or athlete or political candidate. Like many female internet sensations, she's another young woman filmed giving… » 11/02/11 6:30pm 11/02/11 6:30pm