Conventional Crap: Joe Lieberman Is Made-Up But Not Imaginary

Another endless day that starts in Crap dawns in St. Paul, but luckily my soon-to-be-embedded friend Spencer » 9/03/08 10:00am 9/03/08 10:00am is (virtually) here to help understand why some GOP makeup artist slathered Joe Lieberman in this much pancake foundation and — worse — how I spent 20 minutes staring at his ass instead of his made-up mug.…

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

So, did Tyra Banks realize that she was giving major blow job face in the new posters advertising her talk show? Seriously, it sort of gives new meaning to the term "wheatpaste." The ads are plastered all over NYC right now, and I can't escape them. She's like, "Haaay gurl, I'm so relatable. Get over here and lemme… » 11/08/07 5:30pm 11/08/07 5:30pm