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sequined
09/24/09

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So I'm waiting for the part in the clip where I'm supposed to find the movie stupid, but I just feel inspired and loved!
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
09/24/09

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Whatever, y'all. I know for a fact that like, 85% of the people here would cut off a foot to have Tyra Banks appear in their bedroom and brush their hair and tell them how special they are.

Don't lie.
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labeled
09/24/09

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I'm awaiting the follow-up post, wherein Diablo Cody is named the screenwriting savior.

Actually, come to think of it, a lot of my Barbies did end up being gymnasts-turned-pole dancers around the legs of my grandmother's dining room chairs. But, I didn't have any Ken dolls, making it a slightly feminist activity. This could work.
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Mireille is German for the Bart, the.
09/24/09

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I just hope they stay true to the doll. The house should be completely open on one side and Ken should have no nipples or genitalia (so he could get naked in a pg movie, i think)... and a stylish stud earring.
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Red-headed bookworm
09/24/09

@Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Don't forget a purple elevator that always comes off the tracks.
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BAngieB
09/24/09

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I can't wait to see how Megan Fox ruins this movie.
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jhuang
09/24/09

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Am I the only one who liked Life Size? Honestly. LL was good back in the day (though more nasal-y than I remember) and Tyra wasn't too devastatingly bad. Plus, this was before she went crazy and turned into Super Smize.
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Hana Maru
09/24/09

@jhuang: I liked it too. And I thought Tyra was great in that role.
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futuremouse
09/24/09

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It's actually going to be a horror movie. The opposite of Teeth; When Barbie discovers that she is missing a certain something down there she goes on a murderous rampage, castrating men with her high heels. Then she goes on the run, disguising herself as an astronaut, a doctor, and a flight attendant among others. She meets Ken who has discovered a similar problem and they join forces, eventually going out in a blaze of glory ala Bonnie and Clyde.
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hellosunshine
09/24/09

@futuremouse: I would watch the shit out of this movie.
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c'est fou mec
09/24/09

@futuremouse: starring lady GaGa
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RollsRoyceRevenge
09/24/09

@c'est fou mec: Yeah--as the missing genitals.
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morninggloria
09/24/09

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I'm hoping for a live-action Care Bears movie where the bears, instead of helping children reach their dreams, eat the children.
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WaltzingMatilda
09/24/09

@morninggloria: but just prior to devouring the kids, they give the Real CareBear Stare Down - with their hungry, beady, red eyes. Eyes of doom.
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OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator)
09/24/09

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Somehow I feel like the "Legally Blond" franchise kind of already took care of this for us. Elle Woods IS the modern interpretation of Barbie.
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LaMorenita
09/24/09

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This could be wonderful. Barbie decides to pursue her dream of becoming a male riding instructor, cuts off her hair, sticks a stone in her pants and becomes a transsexual. Shenanigans ensue as his young nimble riding students lustily throw themselves at him only to discover that yes, that is a rock in his pants; no, he's not happy to see you.

Will Barbie/Max the riding instructor ever find love? Not until he meets Ken, who, he discovers in a night of passion, ALSO has a rock in his pants to compensate for his lack of genitalia. They fall in love immediately and happily dry hump for the rest of their lives, or until I get tired of playing with them.

I mean, that was the basic story arc of my Barbies (and some grand champions ponies), and it was amazing! so I can only imagine how epic it would be big screen.
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AthertonMerriweather
09/24/09

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Zac Efron as Ken?

Bish Pleeeeze!
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LucyRed
09/24/09

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Barbie had an appearance in Toy Story 2 - if we could get Pixar to do an entire Barbie movie? That would be awesome.
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
09/24/09

@LucyRed: Wasn't she in love with Buzz or something?
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LucyRed
09/24/09

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: The piggie bank had a crush on her. She was Tour Guide Barbie and at the end of the credits, after continuously waving and saying "bye bye!" she dropped the smile and rubbed her face, saying "oh my god, my cheeks are killing me, I can't smile anymore!"

It was cute.
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Laines
09/24/09

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: Nope, the main one was "Tour Guide Barbie" and she was very good at her job. Spoke multiple languages, even. The other Barbies were "Under-5's" that danced at the pool party at Al's Toy Barn and the three that were back-up singers for Wheezy's big Vegas-style number of "You've Got a Friend In Me."

In TS1 - the 'Little Bo Peep' lamp, voiced by Annie Potts, was supposed to be a Barbie but Mattel turned Pixar down. She & Woody are in love.

In TS2, Buzz develops a crush on Jessie, the cowgirl doll voiced by Joan Cusack.

Yes, both my kids are obsessed with these movies and already have the TS3 trailer memorized.
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
09/24/09

@Laines: Ok, thanks guy! I haven't seen either of them in ages. I can't wait till they rerelease in theaters for Toy Story 3.
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Laines
09/24/09

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: They're doing a 2-week run of a 3-d double feature for TS1 & TS2. Starts 10/2. Daughter # 1 & I already have our tickets!

[www.fandango.com]
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Red-headed bookworm
09/24/09

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Okay, that Barbie on the left with the shorter, reddish hair is awesome.
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hellosunshine
09/24/09

@Red-headed bookworm: You mean Lindsay Lohan, pre-coke pants?

(Kidding.)
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Red-headed bookworm
09/24/09

@hellosunshine: Hehe, well, that one too. ;)
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hydrogen_jukebox
09/24/09

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As long as Midge factors in somewhere, I'm all for it!
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hortense
09/24/09

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Ken: Barbie, what's taking you so long? You've been getting ready for 8 hours!

Barbie: I know! I just can't seem to get these shoes on! They won't stay on my feet!

Ken: Maybe they don't fit?

Barbie: Of COURSE they fit! They're the shoes that I came with!

Ken: Look, Barbie. Nobody else wears shoes. We've all given up. Half of us don't even know where our shoes are anymore.

Barbie: But I can't leave without my shoes! I just can't!

Ken: Why not?

Barbie: It's my feet-- they're chewed to bits!

Ken: The child monster got to you, too, eh?

Barbie: I'll never be the same!
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