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Don't lie.
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Actually, come to think of it, a lot of my Barbies did end up being gymnasts-turned-pole dancers around the legs of my grandmother's dining room chairs. But, I didn't have any Ken dolls, making it a slightly feminist activity. This could work.
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Will Barbie/Max the riding instructor ever find love? Not until he meets Ken, who, he discovers in a night of passion, ALSO has a rock in his pants to compensate for his lack of genitalia. They fall in love immediately and happily dry hump for the rest of their lives, or until I get tired of playing with them.
I mean, that was the basic story arc of my Barbies (and some grand champions ponies), and it was amazing! so I can only imagine how epic it would be big screen.
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Bish Pleeeeze!
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It was cute.
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In TS1 - the 'Little Bo Peep' lamp, voiced by Annie Potts, was supposed to be a Barbie but Mattel turned Pixar down. She & Woody are in love.
In TS2, Buzz develops a crush on Jessie, the cowgirl doll voiced by Joan Cusack.
Yes, both my kids are obsessed with these movies and already have the TS3 trailer memorized.
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[www.fandango.com]
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(Kidding.)
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Barbie: I know! I just can't seem to get these shoes on! They won't stay on my feet!
Ken: Maybe they don't fit?
Barbie: Of COURSE they fit! They're the shoes that I came with!
Ken: Look, Barbie. Nobody else wears shoes. We've all given up. Half of us don't even know where our shoes are anymore.
Barbie: But I can't leave without my shoes! I just can't!
Ken: Why not?
Barbie: It's my feet-- they're chewed to bits!
Ken: The child monster got to you, too, eh?
Barbie: I'll never be the same!