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    Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever

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    Image of sequined sequined
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    So I'm waiting for the part in the clip where I'm supposed to find the movie stupid, but I just feel inspired and loved!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    Whatever, y'all. I know for a fact that like, 85% of the people here would cut off a foot to have Tyra Banks appear in their bedroom and brush their hair and tell them how special they are.

    Don't lie.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    I'm awaiting the follow-up post, wherein Diablo Cody is named the screenwriting savior.

    Actually, come to think of it, a lot of my Barbies did end up being gymnasts-turned-pole dancers around the legs of my grandmother's dining room chairs. But, I didn't have any Ken dolls, making it a slightly feminist activity. This could work.
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    Image of Mireille is German for the Bart, the. Mireille is German for the Bart, the.
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    I just hope they stay true to the doll. The house should be completely open on one side and Ken should have no nipples or genitalia (so he could get naked in a pg movie, i think)... and a stylish stud earring.
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    Sanfo promoted this comment Mireille is German for the Bart, the. was starred Mireille is German for the Bart, the. was unstarred
    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    09/24/09

    @Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Don't forget a purple elevator that always comes off the tracks.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    I can't wait to see how Megan Fox ruins this movie.
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    Image of jhuang jhuang
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    Am I the only one who liked Life Size? Honestly. LL was good back in the day (though more nasal-y than I remember) and Tyra wasn't too devastatingly bad. Plus, this was before she went crazy and turned into Super Smize.
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment jhuang was starred jhuang was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    09/24/09

    @jhuang: I liked it too. And I thought Tyra was great in that role.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    It's actually going to be a horror movie. The opposite of Teeth; When Barbie discovers that she is missing a certain something down there she goes on a murderous rampage, castrating men with her high heels. Then she goes on the run, disguising herself as an astronaut, a doctor, and a flight attendant among others. She meets Ken who has discovered a similar problem and they join forces, eventually going out in a blaze of glory ala Bonnie and Clyde.
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    hortense promoted this comment futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    09/24/09

    @futuremouse: I would watch the shit out of this movie.
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    Image of c'est fou mec c'est fou mec
    09/24/09

    @futuremouse: starring lady GaGa
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    RollsRoyceRevenge promoted this comment c'est fou mec was starred c'est fou mec was unstarred
    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    09/24/09

    @c'est fou mec: Yeah--as the missing genitals.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    I'm hoping for a live-action Care Bears movie where the bears, instead of helping children reach their dreams, eat the children.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    09/24/09

    @morninggloria: but just prior to devouring the kids, they give the Real CareBear Stare Down - with their hungry, beady, red eyes. Eyes of doom.
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    Image of OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator) OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator)
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    Somehow I feel like the "Legally Blond" franchise kind of already took care of this for us. Elle Woods IS the modern interpretation of Barbie.
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    Image of LaMorenita LaMorenita
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    This could be wonderful. Barbie decides to pursue her dream of becoming a male riding instructor, cuts off her hair, sticks a stone in her pants and becomes a transsexual. Shenanigans ensue as his young nimble riding students lustily throw themselves at him only to discover that yes, that is a rock in his pants; no, he's not happy to see you.

    Will Barbie/Max the riding instructor ever find love? Not until he meets Ken, who, he discovers in a night of passion, ALSO has a rock in his pants to compensate for his lack of genitalia. They fall in love immediately and happily dry hump for the rest of their lives, or until I get tired of playing with them.

    I mean, that was the basic story arc of my Barbies (and some grand champions ponies), and it was amazing! so I can only imagine how epic it would be big screen.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment LaMorenita was starred LaMorenita was unstarred
    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    Zac Efron as Ken?

    Bish Pleeeeze!
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    Image of LucyRed LucyRed
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    Barbie had an appearance in Toy Story 2 - if we could get Pixar to do an entire Barbie movie? That would be awesome.
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara promoted this comment LucyRed was starred LucyRed was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    09/24/09

    @LucyRed: Wasn't she in love with Buzz or something?
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    Image of LucyRed LucyRed
    09/24/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: The piggie bank had a crush on her. She was Tour Guide Barbie and at the end of the credits, after continuously waving and saying "bye bye!" she dropped the smile and rubbed her face, saying "oh my god, my cheeks are killing me, I can't smile anymore!"

    It was cute.
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    Image of Laines Laines
    09/24/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Nope, the main one was "Tour Guide Barbie" and she was very good at her job. Spoke multiple languages, even. The other Barbies were "Under-5's" that danced at the pool party at Al's Toy Barn and the three that were back-up singers for Wheezy's big Vegas-style number of "You've Got a Friend In Me."

    In TS1 - the 'Little Bo Peep' lamp, voiced by Annie Potts, was supposed to be a Barbie but Mattel turned Pixar down. She & Woody are in love.

    In TS2, Buzz develops a crush on Jessie, the cowgirl doll voiced by Joan Cusack.

    Yes, both my kids are obsessed with these movies and already have the TS3 trailer memorized.
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara promoted this comment Edited by Laines at 09/24/09 11:42 AM Laines was starred Laines was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    09/24/09

    @Laines: Ok, thanks guy! I haven't seen either of them in ages. I can't wait till they rerelease in theaters for Toy Story 3.
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    Image of Laines Laines
    09/24/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: They're doing a 2-week run of a 3-d double feature for TS1 & TS2. Starts 10/2. Daughter # 1 & I already have our tickets!

    [www.fandango.com]
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    Okay, that Barbie on the left with the shorter, reddish hair is awesome.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    09/24/09

    @Red-headed bookworm: You mean Lindsay Lohan, pre-coke pants?

    (Kidding.)
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    09/24/09

    @hellosunshine: Hehe, well, that one too. ;)
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    As long as Midge factors in somewhere, I'm all for it!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09/24/09

    In reply to Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever
    Ken: Barbie, what's taking you so long? You've been getting ready for 8 hours!

    Barbie: I know! I just can't seem to get these shoes on! They won't stay on my feet!

    Ken: Maybe they don't fit?

    Barbie: Of COURSE they fit! They're the shoes that I came with!

    Ken: Look, Barbie. Nobody else wears shoes. We've all given up. Half of us don't even know where our shoes are anymore.

    Barbie: But I can't leave without my shoes! I just can't!

    Ken: Why not?

    Barbie: It's my feet-- they're chewed to bits!

    Ken: The child monster got to you, too, eh?

    Barbie: I'll never be the same!
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