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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    Nice try, John Mayer. But you will NEVER out-Kanye Kanye.
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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    In my mind, the blind item catfight went down between Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell. Tyra heard Naomi was starting a new reality show called USA's New Super Tall Chick, and, feeling threatened, she tried to tear poor Naomi's extensions out using only her Magnum eye glare and pout. When that failed, she rolled up her sheer sleeves, unbuttoned her leather vest, pulled off her 6-inch wedge heels and went at it, old-school style. Naomi was almost down for the count when Karl Kaiserroll Lagerfeld looked past his chilled wine cooler and decided it was time to step in.


    Gamely pulling the girls apart with a brute strength that seemed unmatched with his sleek, boyish figure, he intoned:


    "Dear kerchief puppets, don't zoom about so, for the moon's pupils dilate every time a moddle cries harikari, and for true are your maudlin, Vicodin-laced puddingcups too delectable and drink-up-able for such hamburgler-esque hanky-panky. Also, every oompa-loompa in the ionosphere is invited up to my suite tonight. Ole!"

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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    I think LiLo looks pretty. But then again, I'm a sucker for all things gold-toned and sparkly.


    On the downside, maybe they should have picked someone with a less checkered past to pose with druggy eyes. Just sayin'.

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    She's posing as if the excessive eye makeup has made it impossible to hold her head up.
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    Image of Jezaddict Jezaddict
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    I think its the teeth that throw me off... I don't think they were originally in that picture, right?
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    03/11/09

    @Jezaddict: I'm having trouble with the eyebrows myself
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    Sevin Nyne? Is that the Old English spelling of Seven Nine? STOP GETTING CREATIVE WITH VOWELS, PEOPLE, OR I WILL BUILD A HORTENSE MACHINE AND DISEMVOWEL YOU IN REAL LIFE, SO HELP ME GOD.
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    Image of Dauphine Dauphine
    03/11/09

    @Eeva: Actually, I believe "seofen nigon" would be the Old Englishe spelling of seven nine.


    I need to step away from the OED.

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    Image of hortense hortense
    03/11/09

    @Eeva: Dude, there have been times in when I am in conversation with people and I have the urge to remove vowels out of mid-air.


    I have issues.

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    03/11/09

    @Dauphine: Embrace the OED. Embrace it tenderly for those of us who cannot access its glory.


    *pines for college days where OED was super best friend*

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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    03/11/09

    @Dauphine: I now have an urge to start a fashion line called Seofen Nigon; Borg meets Beowulf!
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    03/11/09

    @debo matar la zombi goldberry83: Yes please! Make sure the colours aren't too Hrothgarish, though. Or you could call it GrenDelia's.


    @hortense: I can imagine, since I often feel the urge to Ctrl + F books and magazines.

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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    03/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: If I ever get married, I am registering solely for an OED. It's all I need to live happily ever after.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    John Mayer's Twitter feed is one of my guilty pleasures. There I am at work, bored out of my skull, and zing! John Mayer's informing me that he'd like to duet with Taylor Swift.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    "Whicih two veteran models got into a "full-on serious fistfight" in a Paris nightclub this Fashion Week? The fight was so démodé, Uncle Karl himself had to break it up."


    I would give everything I own (save my dog) to have been there for that. I wish I had insight into how it all went down...

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    John Mayer, that is NOT how you audition for a writing gig at the J. Peterman catalog.
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    Image of RosettaStoned RosettaStoned
    03/11/09

    @AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie: HA! maybe he's preparing for if Jen dumps him, because then he'll no longer be relevant and have to find a job at Pac-Sun.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/11/09

    @RosettaStoned: I really think it is a Goop send up.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    LiLo is heading into the dangerous territory of matchy-matchy skin and hair.
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/11/09

    @bowleserised: Pshhht, what are you talking about?? Monochromatic is IN, remember? Just look at the cover of this month's Marie Claire!
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    03/11/09

    @BellaTricks: @bowleserised: From one who is naturally monocromatic, I say watch it. It's this or look Goth.

    Not a good look when you are not in the 7th grade, or don't live in Billy-burg.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    03/11/09

    @bowleserised: But monochromatic is supposed to be slenderizing! I'm off to dye my hair the same color as my vacation tan as we speak!
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    03/11/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: So, what's the best purple tanner around? I've been thinking of dying my hair wine with highlights in grape... I SOOO need this tanner to match!
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    Image of BellaNotte BellaNotte
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous and, if my random pop culture knowledge serves me right, was a child model long before she started acting. This picture just doesn't do her justice.
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    Image of HoooooooT HoooooooT
    03/11/09

    @BellaNotte: She was great with red hair. I remember reading an article about 5 years ago and she said she would never consider dyeing it. Oops.
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    Image of HoooooooT HoooooooT
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    I think John Mayer is a doll. In the words of the great Mr. Hoot: "who doesn't love hoodies? It's like wearing a hug."
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    Maybe if they wanted to use Lindsay Lohan to shill their products, they should have found a picture of her.


    That impersonator looks kind of nice, though. Orange, but not unattractive.

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    Image of AwkwardTurtle AwkwardTurtle
    03/11/09

    @tscheese: It's cheaper - you know with the recession and what not.
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    Image of cupscake cupscake
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    is it just me or is it every time John Mayer opens his mouth he sounds more and more douchey?
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    03/11/09

    @cupscake: Or, in this case, more and more "hoodie."
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    03/11/09

    @cupscake: I thought it was funny. So... it's probably not just you, but it is not me.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    I thought that spray tan was the type of thing you didnt want anyone to know you used.
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    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    03/11/09

    @Shannon: That's sooo one season ago. Now, the more noticeable it is, the edgier you are.. right, RIGHT?
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