@Tippi Hedren: A little ways downthread I figured she must be a graduate of the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they are worth. Honestly, they are Payless quality. #heidiklum
LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying to know now.
Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
It is true that there was a lot of retouching going on before it could be done digitally. There's a great photo in a Hurrell book that shows what he did with Joan Crawford, who I never before realized had a ton of freckles. (Apparently it took six hours to de-freckle and de-wrinkle someone by hand).
@Fatwetdog: That was fascinating. But her underlying bone structure wasn't changed. They made her skin glowy and her hair shiny, but they didn't change what her actual face looked like. I think there is a big difference. #heidiklum
Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as they do to those warnings that tell you to avoid eating between meals that are pasted onto commercials for Haribo candies. #ragtrade
@browngirlinthering: is it? ok being wrong is my instant karma for being an asshole in the first place. But I still kind of doubt that an investigatory/investigative journalist is backstage sneakily trying to find out what she does in her spare time. #heidiklum
@lilbobbytables: I know, right? That tree'll be the best dressed thing in the territories this season.
I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
@the_poptart: And I thought -- "you are being paid a zillion dollars to play this role. Suck it the fuck up and do yoga, and quit whinging, Laurie, you piker." I, uh, need to work on my empathy, but then that's why I can relate to House at times.
If Family Guy wins I will not be impressed. I stopped watching that show ages ago because I got tired of all the goddamn rape jokes. It's just not a funny show anymore. It's not fresh at all anymore, it's grown stale. In the beginning it was pretty amusing but now, it just feels like the writers are bitter and angry about something and we're supposed to laugh along.
@TurtleSpeak: I am so disappointed that Family Guy is the first animated TV show nominated for Best Comedy Series. The Simpsons or South Park deserved that honor, they were groundbreaking when they first came out and are still funnier than Family Guy despite being past their prime. Family Guy stole its set up from The Simpsons and its "outrageousness" from South Park. Then they threw in a couple of references to the '80s.
And just because, here's one of my favorite songs from the Doctor Horrible musical commentary, Commentary! The Musical. (though, love Nathan though I do, I'm going to have to disagree with the premise of the song. It is still awesome).
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i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum
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Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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Someone has the pictures here: [www.seraphicpress.com] #ragtrade
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The only response I have is a hearty "woohoo". #ragtrade
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I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
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*can't breathe*
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Then I noticed I was shouting the name of a fictional character at my computer.
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As for John Cleese and Michael Palin: Yes please!
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Nathan Fillian and Felicia Day better show up!
And just because, here's one of my favorite songs from the Doctor Horrible musical commentary, Commentary! The Musical. (though, love Nathan though I do, I'm going to have to disagree with the premise of the song. It is still awesome).