'It's All Just Too Perfect': Brief Interviews With Shefani Stans

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s romance has dominated the tabloids since the first blurry images of them together at a Halloween party surfaced last year. Everything they do as #Shefani (one of the more frequently used portmanteaus for their coupling) gets a headline—from hand-holding, to mouth-on-mouth kissing, to…
Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer
At first glance, Miranda Lambert’s Twitter page is nothing special. She has 5.5 million followers. She’s following 234 people. She’s tweeted a little more than 3,000 times. Look at it.
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Ruined the Holidays With This Awful Display of Affection

This is the undoing of the holidays. Whatever happiness we find in being with family and friends, having time off from work, eating with abandon, listening to uplifting music, and receiving thoughtful gifts from loved ones has been erased by this image of Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton kissing in the woods.
Despite Request From Human Rights Activists, Nicki Minaj Performs in Angola
Despite calls from human rights activists, Nicki Minaj performed in Angola at a holiday concert hosted by Unitel, a company controlled by the country’s dictator, José Eduardo dos Santos. According to reports, she received $2 million for the performance. “The payment you are receiving from your Angolan sponsors is the…
Kris Jenner Fires 'Her Entire Security Team' After Man Breaks Into Her Home and Confronts Her
On Thursday it was reported that a “Kardashian-obsessed fan” (who wasn’t me or Jezebel’s Managing Editor Kate Dries) broke into Kris Jenner’s home by posing as a crew member hired to install her Christmas decorations. Once he was through the gate, he got out of his car, walked right in the house, and straight into…
This Week In Tabloids: Miranda and Gwen Are Fighting Over Blake Shelton of All People
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the magazine store and buy Star, In Touch, OK, Life & Style, and Playboy (for a certain unnamed coworker who was interested in seeing what the magazine’s final nude issue was like), hand the friendly cashier our money (wow, Playboy is expensive!), and say, “Yes, absolutely,”…
There Is No Team Blake or Team Miranda. There Is Only Team Divorce.
Miranda Lambert has a lot to say about her divorce from Blake Shelton in her new Cosmopolitan interview. Some of it has already been covered, but THANK GOD there’s more!
This Week In Tabloids: Jen and Justin's Friend May Have Been Murdered During Their Honeymoon?!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we head back to the less-reliable newsstand, find ourselves pleasantly surprised to see that they have all the tabloids in stock, grab the four we need, wait in line behind a person buying even more tabloids than you, think about tapping her on the shoulder and saying, “Excellent…
Kim Zolciak to Haters: 'I’m Not a Bullshitter, I Don’t Have to Fucking Bullshit, So Fuck You'
Kim Zolciak is NOT a bullshitter, she does NOT have to fucking bullshit, and fuck you! As discussed in Saturday’s Dirt Bag, the woman who once bullshitted a cancer diagnosis on national television recently posted a bikini selfie that received plenty of attention for looking Photoshopped.
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Love Is More Real Than Anyone Could Ever Comprehend
Sources close to Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani—hereby known as Gwake—would like to shut down all the rumors that the couple’s relationship is nothing but a ploy to boost ratings for The Voice. As illustrated in the photo composite above (as non-blurry photos of them being intimate do not exist), Gwake are closer and…
Please, No: Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Have Already Written a Duet
The things we feared most have already come true. First, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s newly minted coupledom has taken over all of this week’s Dirt Bags. Even worse, the two have written a country song together. A source revealed to People the tune is a mid-tempo country ballad “telling a lover to leave a…
Miranda Sticks it to Blake By Copying Gwen's Pink '90s Hair, Makes CMAs Interesting

Ring the alarm! Miranda Lambert did the impossible last night: she made the red carpet of the CMAs exciting! The former Mrs. Blake Shelton showed up rocking (countrying?) a pink hairdo that many believe is a direct throwback to Gwen Stefani’s look from 1999.
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Relationship Remains World's Worst-Kept Secret
Have you ever worked with two people who claim they’re just friends even though you see them flirt in the office all the time, come to work together, and whisper near the microwave while reheating their suspiciously similar leftovers? That’s probably how everyone who works at The Voice feels when they look at Blake…



