Too Bad Women Suck At Chess, Says Times
A young Chinese woman becoming the youngest world chess champion is the perfect opportunity to air wildly unsubstantiated theories about women's genetic tendencies. Wait, what?
I Swear I Told That Avon Lady to Come Back on Sunday
This model for Dolce & Gabbana's spring/summer 2011 collection looks perturbed upon hearing the doorbell ring. She and her friend never get to celebrate their annual Madonna/"Like a Virgin" party without interruption—one of life's injustices.
Is White Cast Member Big Salary Winner On BET's "The Game"?
Today in WTF: Brittany Daniel, the white cast member on BET's ensemble show The Game, gets paid significantly more than her black costars.
The Birth Control In Grandma's Closet
A sepia-toned Vanity Fair profile of Grace Kelly reminds us that the future Princess of Monaco lost her virginity at the tender age of 17. And from polling our own grandmothers, we were surprised at what we learned:
Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
Gwyneth Paltrow's son is acquiring a reputation for being a "sensitive thug". Not sensitive enough, however, to avoid racial profiling: As explained on the Tonight Show, Moses thinks that any white person singing a song must be his dad.
Tomorrow Is Another Day
[A newborn zebra, 3 days old and yet to be named, stands with its mother Yoko at a zoo in Lima, Peru; Friday, March 14. Image via AP.]

