Lauren Conrad Collection: Ugly, Overpriced, Simply Outrageous

Once again, Lauren Conrad "triumphs" over Heidi Montag. While Heidi's "working" in fashion as the "face" of Anchor Blue (for the more "mature" slutty tween!), Lauren is actually "designing" her own clothes. Only her designs are a little...meh. Ok, they're actually a lot "meh": The Spring 2008 looks of the Lauren… » 2/13/08 1:20pm 2/13/08 1:20pm

Ashley Judd To Design Cheap Clothing Line, Burberry Targets Renaissance…

  • Ashley Judd is designing an el cheapo clothing line a la Sarah Jessica Parker. The lucky recipient of this collection: The clothing chain Goody's. Which makes sense in the "paradigmatic" sense until you're like, wait a second, Ashley Judd? Who the fuck ever paid attention to her outfits? Does simultaneously belonging…
  • » 6/15/07 10:32am 6/15/07 10:32am

Ralph Lauren Marks D-Day With Lobster, Cologne

  • All-American fashion designer Ralph Lauren celebrated the anniversary of D-Day this week in a manner that was pretty tasteful, in the way that those mango-sized logos are tasteful...
  • ...which is to say, ahem, "utterly gauche actually", because we studied French literary theory and are total snobs about things like…
  • » 6/08/07 10:25am 6/08/07 10:25am

"Elle"'s Gilles Bensimon Confesses To Poor Management Skills

  • After being bounced by Elle in favor of Joe Zee, the magazine's founding creative director Gilles Bensimon finally speaks. "I was never good with giving direction, day by day. I never asked to be director of a magazine," he says. "I was only photography director. The first day I got the position... I go, 'oh my gosh…
  • » 4/27/07 1:00pm 4/27/07 1:00pm