Sadistic Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright: Now Also A Bigot

Moe — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:30:05 EST

We were not disposed to really liking or caring about Kumari Fulbright, that beauty queen and Arizona law student cum ALLEGED sadistic kidnapper and torturer of her ex-boyfriend. I mean, I don't care how much of a loser he was, or how much jewelry she says he took from her, or whether she was high on meth and PCP or deranged or whatevs, you don't allegedly tie someone to a chair, point guns at him and stick a butcher knife in his ear without being a bad person. Still, you know, we've been reserving judgment. Due process etc. etc. Until now. It's funny how sometimes, all it takes to solidify that sort of judgment in your head about something is a really simple, everyday gesture, like a Facebook reply to a message from a friendly blogger stalker. In this case, the blogger in question was Abovethelaw's David Lat, and Kumari's answer is just the sort of thing you'd expect from...someone utterly devoid of a conscience. (And also: a brain.)

Charming, right? And yeah, I realize it's not necessarily her replying to that response. But doesn't it seem like something someone with an oversupply of self-esteem combined with a total dearth of morals and a basic grasp of the penal code would write?

Kumari Fulbright Gets Saucy With Us! [Above the Law]
Related: 911 Recordings From Kidnap-Torture Released

Kumari Fulbright's Facebook: Don't Have Pitty, "My Only Job Is Looking Cute!"

Moe — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:00:00 EST

Law blogger David Lat did a courageous thing today and "poked" the sadistic beauty queen law student Kumari Fulbright on Facebook. Hours later, she poked him back. So brave of him! And so friendly of her!! (To think a neighbor is accusing her of having acted "real impersonal" right before she allegedly went on a biting spree all over her ex-boyfriend's tied-up body.) (He also says she had "lost a lot of weight" in the weeks before the attack. Diets make us vague and cold also!) Anyway, David is not the first intrepid soul to try to contact Fulbright via social networking sites. An AP story filed this morning read:

Fulbright's phone is out of service and her apartment was unoccupied Wednesday, without any furniture. Efforts also were made to contact her through MySpace.com.

Silly "old media," no one checks MySpace more than two or three times a week these days! Anyway, without further ado, the profile gold:

Activities:"My only job is looking cute!" Favorite Quotes: "Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't have enough money." — Kumari Fulbright "Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your hearbeat [sic], or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you. Find the guy that when he's with his friends, points to you and says...that's her." — One Wise Woman

And then tell him you're going on a little excursion. Don't be scared, it's just a "shower"...

Reflections On The Facebook Profile Of Kumari Fulbright [Above the law]

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Sadistic Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright: Now Also A Bigot

Kumari Fulbright's Facebook: Don't Have Pitty, "My Only Job Is Looking Cute!"