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Pop-culture aficionado Rich Juzwiak, whom readers may know from his appearances in Pot Psychology, went to the live taping of the Rock of Love 2 reunion and came back with lots of stories, but we particularly liked the one about Kristy Joe, the woman who went on the show and cried about her husband the whole time she was supposed to be rocking Bret's world: "And then there's Kristy Joe, who introduced herself to me by saying, 'I don't like you'...Catherine came into the room, and I heard Kristy Joe mutter to her that she just ripped me a new a**hole. Clearly, our definitions differ entirely on what that entails." [VH1]

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A Dog's Life Is Ruff: Win A Chance To Pamper Your Pooch!

Is your dog in desperate need of a makeover? To celebrate Animal Planet's new show, Groomer Has It, we're holding a contest for the most, um, aesthetically-challenged canine. Send a picture of your pup to tips@jezebel.com with the subject line "This Mutt Needs A Makeover." Be sure to include your name, e-mail address, phone number, as well as information about why your mongrel needs a manicure. We wanna know why your hound should get her hair did. One lucky dog will win a grooming session courtesy of Animal Planet! (This is not to be confused with our Past Fashion call for submissions — we're still accepting those as well!)

1:30 PM on Mon Apr 7 2008
By Dodai
915 views, 54 comments

Latest by n/a: I wish you could have had this contest a year ago when my dog had some infection and lost all of his fur, swelled up like a little balloon, and had to wear one of those lamp shades. more »

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Tina Fey On SNL: "Bitch Is The New Black"


Former head Saturday Night Live writer and Emmy Award-winner Tina Fey hosted SNL last night, which included a return appearance on her old perch at the Weekend Update desk. During the segment, subtitled "Women's News", Tina slagged on Mean Girls co-star Lindsay Lohan, raved about the new yogurt that helps you poop, and most interestingly, stumped for Hillary Clinton. Fey questioned why more and more women are voting for Barack Obama, not Clinton, theorizing that it's because Hillary's a "bitch". " Let me say something about that," Tina went on. "She is [a bitch]. And so am I. Bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic Schools use nuns instead of priests... At the end of the year you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont."

2:00 PM on Sun Feb 24 2008
By Anna
27,734 views, 288 comments

Latest by Sukie in the Graveyard: wow, the 287'th comment, yeah, someone will read this.... Watching this just made my heart beam a little bit more. Sunshine is shoting out of my cheeks. I am honestly so happy that the first person I will vote for in more »

the week that was

This Week, We Totally Contradicted Ourselves

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6:40 PM on Fri Jan 4 2008
By Jessica
1,488 views, 21 comments

Latest by Xylo: @lisas: Um, no. Is he fat? I never thought he was. I'd just stick to loofah jokes when he comes up, but I'm reeeeallly attached to the idea that Coulter is really a man doing performance art. more »

Reader Roundup Best Comment of the Day, in response to A New Makeup Straight Out Of Your Wet 'N Wildest Dreams!: "I hate mineral makeup. It is the Atkins diet of makeups." We say: does it make you gassy just like Atkins does? • Worst, in response to Being A Bitch Will Save The World: "I'm not a bitch! I'm not a 'real' bitch or one of those insecure bitches. I'm just not a bitch...and I don't like bitches much either." We say: to quoth Steel Magnolias, "If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me." We're guessing you wouldn't be very fun to sit next to. [Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You.]

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Photo Dump: 'This' Could Be Cuter (Brentwood, April 10, 2007)
Jessica Biel (yes, again), this time out with her old friend "Tina" and new puppy. We like a woman who can handle a tough bitch or two. [Image via SplashNews]

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