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Former head Saturday Night Live writer and Emmy Award-winner Tina Fey hosted SNL last night, which included a return appearance on her old perch at the Weekend Update desk. During the segment, subtitled "Women's News", Tina slagged on Mean Girls co-star Lindsay Lohan, raved about the new yogurt that helps you poop, and most interestingly, stumped for Hillary Clinton. Fey questioned why more and more women are voting for Barack Obama, not Clinton, theorizing that it's because Hillary's a "bitch". " Let me say something about that," Tina went on. "She is [a bitch]. And so am I. Bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic Schools use nuns instead of priests... At the end of the year you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont."
Tina Fey On SNL: "Bitch Is The New Black"
Former head Saturday Night Live writer and Emmy Award-winner Tina Fey hosted SNL last night, which included a return appearance on her old perch at the Weekend Update desk. During the segment, subtitled "Women's News", Tina slagged on Mean Girls co-star Lindsay Lohan, raved about the new yogurt that helps you poop, and most interestingly, stumped for Hillary Clinton. Fey questioned why more and more women are voting for Barack Obama, not Clinton, theorizing that it's because Hillary's a "bitch". " Let me say something about that," Tina went on. "She is [a bitch]. And so am I. Bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic Schools use nuns instead of priests... At the end of the year you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont."
the week that was
This Week, We Totally Contradicted Ourselves
- First, we made a New Year's resolution to be nicer to womanity.
- Then we agreed with Julie Burchill and told you how awesome bitches are.
- We also felt conflicted over the trainwreck that is the life of Britney Spears. Are we the cause, or the, well, cause?
- But you know what's totally not our fault? Kumari Fulbright, the law student (well, now probably former law student) who posed in a bikini for a gun calendar and kidnapped her boyfriend with three middle aged men.
- We also met her awesomely meth-y mugshot
- And her equally awesome Facebook profile!
- Obama won in Iowa, and boy, were we excited.
- Just like Scar Jo, the other Obama girl.
- So let's all celebrate with a few beers at Ellen Page's haunted whorehouse, because no one likes transparent sluts better than us.
Reader Roundup
Best Comment of the Day, in response to A New Makeup Straight Out Of Your Wet 'N Wildest Dreams!: "I hate mineral makeup. It is the Atkins diet of makeups." We say: does it make you gassy just like Atkins does? • Worst, in response to Being A Bitch Will Save The World: "I'm not a bitch! I'm not a 'real' bitch or one of those insecure bitches. I'm just not a bitch...and I don't like bitches much either." We say: to quoth Steel Magnolias, "If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me." We're guessing you wouldn't be very fun to sit next to. [Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You.]
Photo Dump: 'This' Could Be Cuter
(Brentwood, April 10, 2007)
Jessica Biel (yes, again), this time out with her old friend "Tina" and new puppy. We like a woman who can handle a tough bitch or two. [Image via SplashNews]
Jessica Biel (yes, again), this time out with her old friend "Tina" and new puppy. We like a woman who can handle a tough bitch or two. [Image via SplashNews]








