I'm So Proud of This Bitch
A beautiful bitch named Bailey gave birth to 19 African Boerboel puppies in April, and I haven’t been this inspired by a dog since Air Bud scored the winning shot and helped keep a family together.
How to Put Up With Your Bitchy Pregnant Baby Mama
So, your lady is pregnant, and suddenly you feel like you're in a relationship with Mussolini — or at least an unpredictable, shouty, farty, weepy, complainy hosebeast dictator. Regardless of exactly what circle of hell you're sure she has respawned from, there is an outrageously simple solution to dealing with it.
In Defense of Bitches: Why I Loved Olive Kitteridge
As a woman known for her "candor," I feel a special connection to HBO's Olive Kitteridge, a miniseries about a cantankerous woman in Maine who does nothing to soften the strength of her personality.
PMS Bitchiness Is Real, And It Is Spectacular
Are you a bitch before your period? Do you notice? Or care? Or like it? Or secretly hope it's for a really good reason, like eliminating subpar dudes who aren't good fertility matches? Well grab a soft pillow, a cucumber facemask and a Merchant-Ivory production, because you're in luck!
Ladies on Twitter Love Calling Other Ladies Bitches and Sluts
If an alien species tried to assess human social interaction based solely on what we say to and about each other on Twitter, they'd think we were a pretty foul-mouthed, hostile bunch. And they'd likely be inclined to believe that women on Twitter, with their fondness for "bitch" and "slut" when talking to other women,…
Lily Allen's 'Hard Out Here' Is Scathing Pop Culture Commentary
There's nothing subtle about Lily Allen's new video for her song "Hard Out Here," and that's what makes it so great. An effortlessly poppy tune that will please those who fell in love with her way back when "Smile" first came out, "Hard Out Here" has Allen referencing everything from the sexual double standard for…
If Women Are Catty Bitches, It's Not About Gender. It's About Power.
I don't know about us, science. I like you a lot, especially when you're shedding light on the dark underbelly of our existence. But you're also just people, you know? And sometimes you come at things weird. Like this study that says women are catty because we evolved indirect aggression to compete but with a low cost…
Remarkably Terrible Woman Steals Foul Ball From Little Girl
At a recent Astros-Diamondbacks game, a foul ball flew into the stands towards a grown woman and some children; after a short squabble, the woman left with the ball. A slow-mo replay shows the woman actually grabbing the ball from a young sportsfan's hands. According to a redditor who was at the game, she was booed…
What To Buy A Grinch
Some people do not care for winter wonderlands, silver bells or "merry" anything. Some people are bitchy and bitter, perpetually pissed-off or generally annoyed. What we have here are gifts for Grinches, Scrooges, the enraged and the ill-tempered.
It's Bitch Vs. Bitch When Real Housewives Visit The Fashion Show
In a Bravo marketing genius mashup, the ladies of The Real Housewives Of Orange County and The Real Housewives Of New Jersey were on the Isaac Mizrahi/Iman hosted Fashion Show last night. Let the bitchery begin!
LaToya Jackson, Lisa Vanderpump & A Little Gigolo Have Lunch
[Beverly Hills, November 22. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Oprah Declares That Her New Network Will Be Bitch-Free
During a speech at Maria Shriver's Women's Conference this week, Oprah Winfrey said that the OWN Network will be, "fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches. Imagine that. Imagine."
Types Of Bitches: Making Art From A Meme
Are you a bitch? If so, can you clarify what type ? As you may remember, a third-grader provided options, ranging from "geekin' bitches" to "wearing shoes that be talking bitches." Now you're being asked to choose, for art's sake.
"I'm The Fashion Expert Around Here:" Piers Morgan Not Ready For Primetime
Piers Morgan, arbitrator of all things "sexy and feminine," went on the Today Show this morning to spout things like "more women on the red carpet should think about men." And that's just the beginning.
Fox Rips Off SATC with "Bitches"
It’s not really surprising that Fox is doing a SATC ripoff, but it is a little shocking that they named it “Bitches.”
Charm School: When Contestants Fill Up On Liquid Confidence
Last night's episode of Charm School was a clips reel of never-before-seen footage. That means: scenes of contestants at their drunkest. Plus, Sharon Osbourne attacked one of the women this weekend at the reunion taping.
Sadie Frost Has Bitchy Friends
[London, September 29. Image via Splash.]
Being A Bitch Is Every Smart Woman's Birthright
Much has been said recently about the dearth of actual bitches these days (including by Moe), but there is always more to say. Fresh from the very pro-bitch Guardian, Victoria Coren's column further expands on the much-stated need to increase the bitchiness of the world today. She notes that there's an enormous…
Pop-culture aficionado Rich Juzwiak, whom readers may know from his appearances in Pot Psychology, went to the live taping of the Rock of Love 2 reunion and came back with lots of stories, but we particularly liked the one about Kristy Joe, the woman who went on the show and cried about her husband the whole time she…
A Dog's Life Is Ruff: Win A Chance To Pamper Your Pooch!
Is your dog in desperate need of a makeover? To celebrate Animal Planet's new show, Groomer Has It, we're holding a contest for the most, um, aesthetically-challenged canine. Send a picture of your pup to tips@jezebel.com with the subject line "This Mutt Needs A Makeover." Be sure to include your name, e-mail address,…
