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    Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning

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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    OH GOD! JUST WHAT WE NEED - you know the whackadoos are going to blame SOCIALIZED medicine for the Canadian women's lack of follow up care!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/20/09

    @sybann: To those accusations, just respond that the proposed health care overhaul is actually closer to the Swiss system than Canadian.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    Not only is that pants, but it is freakin' mom pants - the worst pants of all.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/20/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: Acid washed, tapered leg mom pants even.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    08/20/09

    @GirlFailer: With pleats in the front, to make your lower stomach look really balloony.
    I hope the people at her new school are a damn sight nicer to her and she's able to recover from a truly crappy experience.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    "Because of my new eyesight I now notice every speck of dust and dirt and immediately want to clean it up... There is a reason why men don't clean normally and I think it's because we just don't see the dirt. But since the transplant I now see it wherever I go."To be fair, that happened to me once, after I got new contact lenses. I suddenly saw all this dirt in my apartment and so I went into a cleaning rampage. Then I scrubbed my face to take off a few dirt stains I saw on my forehead, until my ex asked why the hell was I trying to get rid of my freckles that way. Then I laughed. Then I drank some wine. Then I took off the contacts. Now I only put them on occasionally.
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    broad promoted this comment Edited by Casquivana at 08/20/09 6:07 PM Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    If it helps Mr Kookla find his lost socks, keys and the ketchup in the fridge, then I'm 100% for transgender cornea transplants.
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    Edited by kookla at 08/20/09 5:50 PM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of dummyfakeroller dummyfakeroller
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    I would assume that someone getting an abortion was informed enough to realize that the procedure does indeed prevent the life of another human being.
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    Image of Ms. Audrey Horne Ms. Audrey Horne
    08/20/09

    @dummyfakeroller: "Prevents the life of a human being"? Sure. That's just logical. "Terminates the life of a human being"? Well, that depends on whether you consider a fetus a "human being", which is what makes this ruling dangerous and significant.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    Can any British readers tell me what "that's pants" means? I tried to google it, but all that came was underwear.
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    Image of Tiff M Tiff M
    08/20/09

    @GirlFailer: It basically means "that's bullshit!" which the ruling totally is.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/20/09

    @Tiff M: Okay, thank you! I thought that was the gist of it after reading the article. I agree, it was bullshit.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    Anyone else here a serial sneezer? I can't sneeze just once; the minimum is twice, usually around three-four times on the average.

    My family is used to this and now waits until at least sneeze #3 to issue a "bless you."
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/20/09

    @wtfox?!: My mother always sneezes three times in a row. That's her "one sneeze". Three sneezes in quick succession. I can't sneeze just once either, but in my case is just two.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    08/20/09

    @wtfox?!: Unfortunately, I fit into that category. During allergy season people just get tired of saying "bless you"
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    Wow. Not only are those police officers gross and slimy, they handed their rifle over to a civilian. Wanna hold my gun in public, baby? Durrrrr.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    "Because of my new eyesight I now notice every speck of dust and dirt and immediately want to clean it up... There is a reason why men don't clean normally and I think it's because we just don't see the dirt. But since the transplant I now see it wherever I go."

    Does this mean I'm a dude? Because I'm kind of a mess.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning

    "Because of my new eyesight I now notice every speck of dust and dirt and immediately want to clean it up... There is a reason why men don't clean normally and I think it's because we just don't see the dirt. But since the transplant I now see it wherever I go."
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    In reply to Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
    Quick, someone help me knock out Mr. G and drag him in for cornea transplants. I'm assuming he is so blind he can't even see his own cluttered mess let alone dirt. I go back to work in a couple of weeks and if this will do the trick I'll pay anything!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: I'll do yours, if you'll do mine.

    That sounds dirty, and not the Mr Clean kind of dirty, if you know what I'm sayin'
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