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    Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes

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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    Sasha and Malia are adorable. Old news to everybody, I know. But those little ringlets kill me.
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    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    The Daily Mail hates Lily Cole, and I don't know why. She's intelligent and a model, and that seems to mean they stalk her every zit. The headlines are so bizarre for a newspaper with those pretentions, "Ohh, student life has got to Lily's skin". I mean, I know it's the Mail, but do they have a single reader who can read that coverage without feeling repelled?
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    My friend is starting a children's clothing line and I am helping her out with some stuff. WE MUST THE LITTLE ONE IN SOMETHING! That would be soooooo cool.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    Wasn't the official fragrance of Playboy a mixture of Hai Karate, IcyHot, and desperation?
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/07/08

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: CoTD!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    Ok, not about the girls' fashion, but about their dad's (kinda):


    I was just at my kids' school, where I helped my 5 year old daughter spell "election" for her daily journal entry, which she entitled "Obama won the election." She drew a picture of a brown man in a black suit with a red-striped tie, on a field of green.


    A) We couldn't even wake her up for his speech, and she knows what color tie her future President was wearing!


    And also: B) yes, of course, I got weepy.


    Oh yes, and the girls looked so dang lovely!

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    Image of summerwheatley summerwheatley
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    The Obama girls are so cute...unfortunately for them, I think that will make them a magnet for unruly press. I hope people will respect the family and let these girls live as normal of a life as any child whose dad is President!


    The way they dress reminds of what girls dressed like when I was growing up - like little girls - not like a Bratz doll.

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    Image of chancentrate chancentrate
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    I find it sorta depressing that Katy Perry who is cute, not a stick figure, wears form-fitting and fun, yet non-slutty, clothes and is at least famous for something and talented (she can sing, whether you like her songs or not) is eternally put down here, and yet Daisy Lowe who spends most of her time getting her tits out for anyone who asks and is famous for being a model and an "it girl" is seen as "adorable".
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    Image of little stripes little stripes
    11/07/08

    @chancentrate: Um. Have you actually listened to her lyrics? They are ridiculous, sexist, homophobic, and ... fucking horrible. "Ur So Gay." I mean, you're a fan of someone who sings that shit? REALLY?


    Sorry if I don't hang with girls kissing girls to get boys' attention, and these awful lyrics:


    If you want me,
    The cherry on top,
    The pick of the pack,
    The crème de le crop,
    If you want me you better do better than that tonight
    Oh, oh


    If you want me,
    It takes more than a wink,
    More than a drink,
    More than you think,
    If you want me you're gonna have to break the bank tonight


    'Cause some don't have the patience,
    Some call me high-maintenance
    But you pay the bill,
    'Cause that's the deal,


    If you wanna ride,
    Just name your price,
    And don't play cheap with your heart,
    Don't make a bet if you can't write the check,
    For me, for me,
    Cause I can be bought,
    But you pay the cost,
    If you can afford me


    If you want me,
    I'm not a piece of ass,
    A one night stand,
    A storage shed,
    I think you better walk by,
    Tonight,
    Oh, no


    If you want me,
    Then stop begging,
    I don't put out,
    For charity,
    If you want me, there's no discount price tonight


    But I don't need your dollar bills,
    I just want something real,
    Cause nothings free,
    Except loving me,


    If you wanna ride,
    Just name your price,
    And don't play cheap with your heart,
    Don't make a bet if you can't write the check,
    For me, for me,
    Cause I can be bought,
    But you pay the cost,
    If you can afford me


    If you want me,
    The cherry on top,
    The pick of the pack,
    The crème de le crop,


    If you wanna ride,
    Just name your price,
    And don't play cheap with your heart,
    Don't make a bet if you can't write the check,
    For me, for me,
    Cause I can be bought,
    But you pay the cost,
    If you can afford…
    If you wanna ride,
    Just name your price,
    And don't play cheap with your heart,
    Don't make a bet if you can't write the check,
    For me, for me,
    Cause I can be bought,
    But you pay the cost,
    If you can afford me


    Bullshit. She is awful.


    And no, she canNOT sing. Have you seen her sing live? She CANNOT SING. I can't believe anyone actually thinks she can sing.

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    Image of little stripes little stripes
    11/07/08

    @little stripes: And that "Ur So Gay" lyrics give me the damn creeps.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    Vials of Piper Palin Baby Styling Gel, meanwhile, are fetching upwards of $100K per ounce. Anyone not on the list by now is out of luck. Production has been indefinitely suspended, as the young Palin is reportedly nearly exausted and dehydrated from constantly salivating into small bottles.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    11/07/08

    @morninggloria: Brilliant! COTD!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/07/08

    @morninggloria: Snort!
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    how funny when you think back on bush rallying everybody after september 11 with cries of "spend money!" here are the obama family, accomplishing that sentiment with the american public without asking anybody to do anything. everybody wants to emulate their fashion style and it's given the brands associated a perceivable sales bump.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    I think I want to live inside the Chanel movie. I'm an adorable waif, in beautiful clothing. I'm sure there's a millionaire who falls in love with me, some slow motion running, and a horse or something, too.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/07/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Sounds like a Gwyneth Paltrow movie to me!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/07/08

    @Never_Nude is proud to welcome President Obama: No! In my movie I'm short and eat foods that come out of a box.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/07/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Christ, the last time I was an adorable waif in beautiful clothing and with a millionaire and some slow motion running and a horse or something, I was in a commercial for herpes medication.
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    Image of TheGirlWithTheGoldenEyes TheGirlWithTheGoldenEyes
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    I dunno guys.


    I know I'm supposed to hate her, but Katy Perry's songs are kinda infectiously catchy, she's a seriously fun performer, and her outfits are kooky and risky in a way befitting a pop princess. She actually reminds me of Cindi Lauper in a lot of ways.


    Kinda falling for her... Hope my boyfriend don't mind it.


    Yep, I said it. Deal with it.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/07/08

    @TheGirlWithTheGoldenEyes: Yeah, me too.
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    I wonder what Playboy fragrances would smell like...hair gel, bronzer, desperation?


    When I think of Playboy cologne, I think of the website "Hot Chicks with Douchebags."

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    11/07/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins:


    Rogaine.

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    11/07/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: In my permanent porn-related naivete, I was like, "Do Playboy readers even get out much?" I is so innocent.


    However, if they DO, they I imagine it smells like the guys on reality shows on MTV. I picture it being Dep, self tanner, and Axe, combined. I think that we ladies should learn the Playboy scents so that we can RUN from any similar smell source at bars and clubs.

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    11/07/08

    @ejc.yippee.skippee!: they=then
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    11/07/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Actually, the Playboy cologne smells pretty good. I have a habit of wandering around sniffing testers when I finish shopping and I was intrigued by the display, and then pleasantly surprised that it didn't smell like an old pervert.
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    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    Beyonce looks like a space alien. I'm so glad I followed the link.


    I don't actually think it's weird for people to want Sasha and Malia's dresses--they are CUTE. Anything that is cute and publicized on that big a scale will obviously get snatched up!

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    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    Hey, all those Obama ladies wear the hell out of their outfits, so I'm not surprised.


    As for their father....


    *faints*

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    11/07/08

    In reply to Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
    That picture of Usher's clothes made me LOL. And I would post a video of a Carlton dance but I don't want to be disemvoweled again...
    I KEED I KEED!
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/07/08

    @Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.: Ohhhhhh Dsquared2. You rascals! Those outfits are hilarious. The best part is you know Usher will rock the bathrobe and pants WITHOUT the shirt. Cause that's how he rolls.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/07/08

    @Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.: Oh, please do.
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    11/07/08

    @Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.: Don't you miss Craig David in times like this?
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