Can You Believe Malia Obama Is Already 14?
Sure, it's America's birthday, but did you know that it's also Malia Obama's birthday? Well, it is, and she's turning 14. FOURTEEN? It seems like just yesterday that she was a little girl on the campaign trail with her family, and now she's turned into an amazingly poised teenager. We looked away for, like, one…
Oblivious Lady to Raise $1500 on Kickstarter for Her Rainbow Birthday Parade
Kickstarter is very useful for many people of all stripes, but there is a line that must be drawn somewhere to determine what is worthy of crowdsourced funding and what is just asinine. Fortunately, one woman from Brooklyn has come along and shown us exactly where that line should be placed. Meet Jessi, a 33-year-old…
President Obama Demands to See Betty White's Birth Certificate in the Most Adorable Way Possible
Today is Betty White's 90th birthday, and NBC aired "A Tribute to America's Golden Girl" last night in her honor. As part of the festivities, our nation's charmer-in-chief, Barack Obama, sent a heart-melting and hilarious video greeting in which he says he doesn't believe she could possibly be 90 and asks to see her…
Today Is The Day When Everyone Makes Babies
What are your plans for today? If you said, "having sex," then you've got lots of company. (Although hopefully you're not doing it right this second. You don't want to be rude!) It turns out that the period between Christmas and New Year's Day is a time when a huge amount of babies are conceived. A study found that 9…
Ann Coulter's Nonsensical Hatemongering: A Retrospective
Ann Coulter turns 50 today! We didn't get her a gift since she's basically the worst, but Snakkle.com has put together a slideshow of Coulter's different looks throughout the years, coupled with some of her most notable quotes, such as, "Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the…
Progressive Parenting: Hire A Scary Clown To Stalk Your Child
Switzerland's Evil Clown service lets parents hire clowns to stalk their children for a week with threatening texts and calls. If the child avoids getting hit in the face with cake, they get it as a birthday present. [Metro.co.uk]
Sasha Obama, Age 8
Sasha Obama, in London with mom and Malia. is celebrating her 8th birthday today.

