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Boonetown Rat
New York, 7:38 PM
Tue Nov 10
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So to this I say, "Boone!! Shut up about this already!"
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*He reached his peak when he went over to shelbyville during the war, he wore an onion on his belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was he........oh yeah, the important thing was he was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those...
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Jezebels better versed in the constitution than I: had Obama been born in Hawaii in, say, 1958, before it was a state, would he be eligible for the presidency? Technically, he wouldn't have been born in the USA, even though the state would shortly thereafter BECOME the USA...
06/29/09
I personally don't really care but for everyone that wants to continue to harp on this ridiculous myth, I offer them this. At least I'm actually within an inch of the truth.
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See, this is how he WANTED to wear it, but he couldn't work up the courage:
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Now, let's talk about that OTHER candidate was was born somewhere around Central America, the one with the VP who was a Real American and could see Russia from her house.
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"(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Because Pat Boone is a tool)
I wanna shoot the whole day down..."
06/29/09
"They're saying 'Boo', sir."