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    Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink

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    Image of lisas lisas
    06/18/09

    In reply to Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
    As a crazy bird lady, this picture makes me squeal and nom. Baby birds are so obvious in their dinosaurity (shut up that's a word ok), I just want to cuddle them and then let them wreak havoc on a private island somewhere.
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    Image of ManofReason ManofReason
    06/18/09

    In reply to Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
    I am sorry but even baby flamingos are ugly. I can't stand those nasty birds, or maybe I just associate them with those plastic versions on lawns in Florida.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/18/09

    @ManofReason: Huh. I've always thought there was something inherently adorable in an ugly little baby bird (or other animal). They're all newly-formed, or unformed, as the case may be, and vulnerable. But what do you expect from a penguino?
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    06/18/09

    @ManofReason: Shame on you. We don't do birdie snarking here on Jezebel. It's just so unnecessary.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    06/18/09

    In reply to Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
    I'd be scared of pink flamingos who have a freaky hairy tail that looks strangely like a human, too.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    06/18/09

    In reply to Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
    Bring Sifl and Olly in for the job. They'll win 'em over.
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    Image of beastybeatsy beastybeatsy
    06/18/09

    In reply to Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
    Oh for the love of god, I want a baby flamingo.
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    Image of GrabAnApple GrabAnApple
    06/18/09

    @beastybeatsy: When 2 baby flamingos were born in the Boston zoo last year, my bf took me to see them. It honestly took every once of restraint not to steal them.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    06/18/09

    @GrabAnApple: Franklin Park Zoooo!!! I love that place! Did you also see the baby wildebeest that they had last summer??
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    06/18/09

    In reply to Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
    I want a flamingo hand puppet more than is probably healthy. I would be the coolest 'aunt' ever.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    06/18/09

    In reply to Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
    ha! isn't homer simpson terrified of sock puppets?
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    Image of Sister Toldja Sister Toldja
    05/20/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    I saw this last night, randomly. I never watch Letterman, but this is so worth it.


    Spoiler for those who want to enjoy this without context: these are the winners of their high school's annual bird calling contest.


    I really wanted to give the brace-faced one a hug when she said she was spending her summer taking advanced math classes at the community college. She was so serious! Bless her heart.

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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    05/20/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Those boys are stunned to have found their dream women on Letterman. Kismet.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    05/20/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Apparently making the noise of ducks fucking will attract a whole row of teenage boys. Wish I'd know this in highschool.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    05/20/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Can you imagine getting all dressed up in your finest to go on TV and honk repeatedly? This clip is even better without context.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/20/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    I'm afraid of large birds. I saw one of these at the LA Zoo when I was a kid and it seriously fucked with my head. Thing has a beak that could snap your wrist off. That ain't right.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/20/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Having post nasal drip is a talent?
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    Image of picardia picardia
    05/03/09

    In reply to Breakin 2: Electric Cockatoo
    First of all, best post title ever.


    Second, I think this bird has better moves than I do.

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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    05/03/09

    In reply to Breakin 2: Electric Cockatoo
    Bird dances better than me. I has a sad.
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