The British men always complain about women drinking. But they hate a woman who can't keep up. And trust me there are as many drunken men lying around the streets as women. Piers is a hypocritical bastard.
piers finally gets it. the attractive women in a strip club taking their clothes off while you drink wine aren't into you and probably don't even like you. they love your money! but not you.
Maybe, Piers Morgan, just maybe they're not actively thinking 'I wonder what I should do that Piers Morgan is going to think is sexy.'... maybe they're going out and having a good time and not actually even considering for a second what YOU, Piers Morgan, think is sexy. Perhaps, Piers Morgan, just perhaps everytihng women do ISN'T for men. For the record, there are not trembling female bodies littering England's streets. That, Piers Morgan, is some hyperbole. The kind of hyperbole you and your ilk like to vomit about because you like to blame everything on women and people who aren't white. Because that's the kind of ill informed, twittish bigot you are, Piers Morgan.
@JennyGreenteeth: Oh dear is that what he is saying? I don't understand his popularity whatsoever after the scandal over the faked photos. Also, the feeling is mutual. He is as sexy as a damp washing up sponge.
@curiousgeorgiana: Hoda's yellow is just for flair; it has to be a green ribbon to keep your head on (i would be so excited if ANYONE else was haunted by a random book of scary stories that i read in second grade where a young girl finally lets her boyfriend untie the green ribbon and SPLAT!, head falls off)
@BeRy51: That story scared the crap out of me. In my version it was her husband, and they had been married for like 20 years and she finally let him remove the ribbon. And SPLAT indeed. Nightmares.
@curiousgeorgiana: yes, you are right! It was the husband, and a long time after they married! And now that I've thought about it, THUMP is probably the better descriptive.
@GirlFailer: OH MY GOD. I read that story when I was waaaay to young and my mother bought me a dress for Thanksgiving dinner that was just like the one in the story and I spent the whole day thinking I was getting sicker and sicker and finally my mother was like, "Are you all right?" and I confessed that I was dying from embalming fluid poisoning and she laughed and laughed. And then took every book out of my room that wasn't BabySitters Club or Sleepover Friends.
Miyuki Hatoyama, you don't need to go to Venus to meet aliens. Anyone who grew up in the 80's knows that they hang out in the bar of the Paramus Holiday Inn.
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That is about the funniest thing I've read all day.
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