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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    09/04/09

    In reply to Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
    Ooh, I might be tempted to stray from my L'Artisan Parfumeur perfume with tuberose in it, to try the Daphne perfume. I wonder where you could get a sample...
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    09/04/09

    In reply to Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
    I have to say, Lohan WAS quite articulate about the clothing on that episode. I agree with Gunn.

    Also, Gunn, I just applied for a job at Kate Spade, please hire me!!!
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    09/04/09

    @Penny: Good luck! If you get it, my obsessive love for their bags pretty much guarantee you job security (I love kate spade so very much)
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    09/04/09

    In reply to Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
    I love that Roger Federer turns usually stoic Anna Wintour into a gushing teenager. She definitely keeps his photo in her locker and kisses it before bed every night.

    In other news: go away Erin Wasson. Please.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/04/09

    @Tchotchke:
    Anna + Roger
    4 Evr
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    08/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
    Did her job brilliantly? Her job doesn't involve showing up on time or not making dozens of people with lives and other projects rearrange their schedules to suit her mania?
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    08/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
    It's sort of interesting the way Diane Kruger's claim of unsophistication quietly echoes Kate Beckinsale's comment that she still feels horribly awkward and homely. The cynic in me wants to scoff at the idea that either of them should feel insecure about anything, but oddly enough, I actually think both women are being as honest as they are able.

    I think the way people perceive you can sometimes be mind-bogglingly different from the way you perceive yourself. And for women who are in the public eye, this goes double. And there's this strange fucking phenomenon that there are strangers all over the world who have ideas and expectations about who you are and how you should feel about yourself. And none of it actually has any relation to your own sense of identity or self-worth. You're told you're beautiful, stunning, sexy, ravishing, but I imagine it can genuinely ring a little hollow when it's being commodified, and when you know how fucking haggard you look at 6 in the morning. And no matter how widely-travelled and well-educated you are, you'll always know people who seem far more accomplished and sophisticated than you'll ever, ever be. No one ever wins that race.

    I dunno. I mean, I know I'm not saying anything radically insightful here, but still. Weird.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    08/03/09

    @A Small Turnip: And then you know they do all this stuff to your pictures before they print them which means they had to "fix" all the stuff about you they thought was broken. Yeah, that's probably good for the ego, especially if you were an awkward child and have that baggage.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
    dear delores burke,

    people get pregnant in this day and age the same way they got pregnant back when you were in your teens.

    i'm not going to comment about your declarations about jude law, either. perhaps now your granddaughter understands the basics about birth control and condom usage, but it's a shame nobody explained it to her years ago.

    -rednrowdy
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
    I was watching the movie Proof last week and thought: Hope Davis will make an excellent Hillary Clinton if ever they make a movie of her life.

    Hey, presto!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    08/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
    VF would likely have gotten letters either way, but I would have loved to see Mad Men get a cover. Blurgh. I mean, we've heard a lot about Michael Jackson (less about Farrah). But I understand why they did it, and will buy the issue for the Mad Men, and probably read at least some of the Farrah-MJ stuff.
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    Image of electricbubbles electricbubbles
    08/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
    I'm almost finished with Julie & Julia now, and I kind of hate it. I mean, it's an interesting story, but she's an incredibly whiny lush - This is SO HARD. I need VODKA. Oh, how do I cook and go to work HUNG OVER. My mom is CRAZY. I'm turning into MY MOM.

    I'll see the movie, but I don't think I want to read anything else from her.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    08/03/09

    @electricbubbles: I wasn't crazy about it either; I just read it this summer, right after My Life In France, and the contrast was like a slap in the face. I was really bothered by the air of, "OMG, we're just two babies who can't do anything right! I'm so incompetent! Awful apartment! Terrible commutes! Job suckitude!" Just...fucking...don't live in New York if you're going to bitch about it; quit your job, act like a grownup. I hate when women's noisy incompetence is rewarded. The rest of us are really working hard and trying to prove we really are adult and competent, and somehow there's no book-and-movie deal at the end of that. I agree; I'm skipping anything else she writes.
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    Image of newyorkette newyorkette
    08/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
    Uh, fuck you, Roseanne. AA has helped a lot of people, unlike your snarking.
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    08/03/09

    @newyorkette: Seriously. Not to mention, the whole premise of AA is admitting that you can't drink responsibly and finding a support group to help you not drink at all without FUCKING JUDGMENT. Because the fucking judgment? That is part of what keeps people on a destructive path.
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    08/03/09

    @newyorkette: I dunno, I've known a few drunks and addicts up close, and her quote sums up a lot of how I feel about them sometimes. I'm certainly sorry that they have a problem. But it's a bit much when they're being a narcissistic asshole for the umpteenth time and acting like you have to give them a free pass on that because of the booze/drugs/whatever. It gets really tiresome and hurtful, and I can definitely relate to where she's coming from.
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    Image of jooly jooly
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Please tell me Paris isn't hooking up with PC from NYC Prep.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    07/22/09

    @jooly: I think it may be her brother since they use heir as opposed to heiress.
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    That's not Michael Jackson's love child. He was a Michael Jackson impersonator when he was a kid, Michael liked him and I believe asked him and his family to move to Neverland ranch.
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    Image of sailorsong sailorsong
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    I cannot wait to see Hunter Thompsons The Rum Diaries, the book is very different from the gonzo style of writing he made famous. Johnny Depp always does a great job with Thompsons work.Johnny Depp stayed with H.S.T in his Colorado ranch to research Fear and Loathing and was bitten by a brown recluse spider, jsyk :)
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    07/22/09

    @sailorsong: Gah, brown recluse spider! My pet bunny was bit in the ear by one - it caused his ear to shrivel up and die. He only had 1 and a half ears after that and looked like a rugged pirate.
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    Image of sailorsong sailorsong
    07/22/09

    @cate3710: It's purely coincidental that Johnny Depp's brown recluse bite disfigurement led to his role as Jack Sparrow! also what a bummer for your little bunny :(
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    "Life is not about work, it's about love, which takes work. And. Small children should work at an early age."

    So they can learn to love, silly.
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    Image of angryblackgurl angryblackgurl
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    A "real" New Yorker rides the trains. Sorry Denzel, that is a important part of living in this city....I mean some of my funniest NYC stories are subway escapades.
    Crazy Joe Jackson..that's all I have to say about him!!
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