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    Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World

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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Am I the only one that liked it when Steve Martin hosted?
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    02/27/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner quit smoking. Don't Make Me Kill You.: No, not at all.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Hugh Jackman was HILARIOUS (and adorable) do they think Crystal is going to somehow attract a bigger audience?
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    Image of starryeyd follows rustyrockets starryeyd follows rustyrockets
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    I think that the main reason the 'bloids have their panties in a bunch over Madonna and Jesus is because it undermines stereotypes. Older women are not attractive and men are only interested in sex, ergo one of these precious cliches must not be true. Everyone looks the other way when old dudes date young women because we all know that women aren't really interested in sex, they only use sex as a tool to get money, presents, commitment and it's the guy's job to resist giving any of those things. It's just the way the world works!


    /sarcasm

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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    I have seen that look on Sam's face so many times. Clearly she just said "What do you mean you forgot to turn the thermostat down before we left the house? Do you know how much that is going to cost?" And the look on Lindsey's face is clearly saying (if she's anything like me) "Bish plz. I can't be bothered."
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    Image of Mrs. Jones Mrs. Jones
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Apparently Crystal is the most fresh and relevant comedian they can come up with.


    I vote for Sarah Silverman.

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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    02/26/09

    @Mrs. Jones: I vote for anyone but freaking Billy Crystal. Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Hugh Jackman, David Letterman, all one host wonders. Steve Martin hosted twice. But that terrible, unfunny hack Crystal is the one they keep bringing back? What horrible Twilight Zone weirdness is this?
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    well, at least Larry the Cable Guy isn't up for hosting the Oscars
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: Larry the Cable Guy is scheduled to do the Tony Awards. :D
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02/26/09

    @BabyJane: I don't care who y'are, that's funny right thar.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    02/26/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: I dunno. That could be kinda interesting.
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Oh LoRo,




    Red Bull at bars

    the women and the pantsless star

    you know who we are

    cuz we're fighting all over the world.

    Red Bull at bars

    the women and the pantsless

    you know who we are

    cuz we're fighting all over the world.

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    I have yet to see Slumdog. It's weird: the more Oscars it wins, the more raves it gets, it's like it becomes harder and harder for me to go to the cineplex. I don't know what my deal is. Maybe I figure no film could possibly live up to the hype?
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Dear Sam and Lindsay,


    Fighty-fighty is not healthy. Fix it or break up....but mostly please fix it. We like you as a couple. Also, the more you give those tabloid leeches something to write about, the more they're going to stalk you. So for everyone's sake, especially yours, stop the madness.


    Love, ID

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Will AMPAS just give it up and let Ricky Gervais host already?! He was giving Our Hugh pointers for this year's show.
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    Image of Betty Bea Getty McClanahan Betty Bea Getty McClanahan
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Am now immediately starting my campaign for Billy Crystal.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Why oh why must Dev Patel be quite so young? He's been 'legal' by my country's standards for a few years, but still feels wrong to fancy him (I'm 23)
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Honestly (and genuinely asking) - how much fighting should two people go through before you consider that it may be healthier to throw in the towel?
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    02/26/09

    @dirtybee:

    Depends on the fighting. If i ts throw down screamfests in public, I am out of there before you can say James Franco.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    02/26/09

    @dirtybee: But their livelihoods depends on them being in a relationship. They each make money off of this arrangement.
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    02/26/09

    @trianaorpheus: I think part of the dysfunctional bit (if these reports are true- i take it all with a grain of salt, and keep in mind there were photos earlier of the two of them in the same airport making eyes at each other) might be that they can't make rational decisions about the relationship.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Owen, knock it off. No frolicking. Don't make me put you in a corner again.


    Also, Shanghai Noon 2. Exactly. NOW CUT IT OUT.

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    Image of sarah0220 (please don't take my star) sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
    02/26/09

    In reply to Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
    Sam and Lindsay-that picture is the exact opposite of the SJ earlier, so I don't believe it. Oh wait, I just remembered, I don't care.


    Billy Crystal-I love him mostly because he's a Yankees fan. Is it weird that I like/dislike people based on what team they support?


    Cyndi Lauper-my love for her has no end.


    Dev Patel-I LOVE him. Seriously, I do.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    02/26/09

    @sarah0220: Nope, as a Red Sox fan I don't like you already ; )
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    Image of sarah0220 (please don't take my star) sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
    02/26/09

    @stacyinbean: If I knew how to defriend you I would ;)
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