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AFever
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
Did anyone else just finish taking the bar and feel their blood pressure rise precipitously when they read the Carrie Prejean item? Negligent infliction of emotional distress? Where's the zone of danger? Or was it that you witnessed the Ms USA people kill your mom?

No? Just me?
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vulcanized
07/31/09

@AFever: Yes, and my law brain is now barely working, but she'll never win. Some people don't understand that IIED and NIED are way, way more than "Somebody was mean to me and now I'm saaaaad!"
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bangers
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
why, billy crudup? you are talented and sexy and don't even take that many roles...why be in that julia roberts trashsicle?
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NellMood
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
Well now I'm totally disappointed in Jill Sobule.
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tobesthewonderdog
07/31/09

@NellMood: i'm not, if some fauxmosexual stole the title of my important song about budding lesbianism and made it about hooking up with straight girls at bars, i would be pissed too.
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NellMood
07/31/09

@tobesthewonderdog: Yes, I would also be mad, but why call her a slut? I thought Jill Sobule was better than that.
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tobesthewonderdog
07/31/09

@NellMood: ok that's true, i just can harbor no negativity in my heart towards jill :O) i've called people way worse in heated moments, it's really good that i'm not famous!
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BAngieB
08/01/09

@NellMood: I'm not.
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NellMood
08/01/09

@BAngieB: Okay. Why not?
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MilointheMeadow
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
As for the oil v. butter debate, I think long life has less to do with what you eat/drink/smoke/etc, and more to do with decreasing the stress in your life. The French, Italians, Scandinavians, Okinawans: they generally lead very low-stress lives.

In America, this capitalistic make more more more money stronger better faster better isn't really working for us - I think that has more to do with our poor cardiac health than our eating habits. (Not to say it doesn't play *any* part when we eat steak for breakfast, but you get the idea.)
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jack-of-all-trades
07/31/09

@MilointheMeadow: I will absolutely raise a big ol' glass of vino to that!
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MilointheMeadow
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
"Tony Romo and Nick Lachey rebound with Jessica Simpson look-a-likes while she's left smooching a dog."

Sounds like Jessica is the least pathetic of all three. For the most part, I'd rather hang with my dog than some boy any day.
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dirtybee
07/31/09

@MilointheMeadow: Yeah, and puppies won't dump you the day before your birthday. I love puppies.
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laureltreedaphne
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
I don't know about calling Katherine Heigel batshit crazy. Hypocritical? Yeah, maybe. But a LOT of people felt that Knocked Up was not exactly the best movie for women, and you have to hand it to her for speaking up and saying that. Honestly, it sounds a bit to me like he's calling her crazy for speaking her mind. He just went down in my estimation.
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OneBigPear
07/31/09

@laureltreedaphne: To be fair, he called what she said "batshit crazy," he didn't say SHE was "batshit crazy." It is a fine distinction.

Like when my Mom would tell me I was acting stupid, but would get really upset with my Dad when he would say I was stupid.
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laureltreedaphne
07/31/09

@WendelWindiesPermaGrey:

That's true. But is saying that Knocked Up was sexist really batshit crazy? Annoying, sure, because she made a ton of money from it and it made her into a huge star. But he kind of needs to chill.
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OneBigPear
07/31/09

@laureltreedaphne: I do agree. I don't think anything she's said can truly be described as batshit crazy.

But maybe to keep the poop reference going: "She shouldn't shit where she lives" would have been more applicable.
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swashbuckling
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
If you take Mariah's song and Eminem's song as completely about a short-lived fling between the two, MC comes out looking better. She's done, she doesn't want to be with him or openly acknowledge sexytime shenanigans, but he just won't let it go. His response? He's not letting it go!

Why any woman would get involved with Eminem, though, hm, that's a mystery.
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Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
07/31/09

@swashbuckling: I'm kind of disappointed this never made the gossip rags. You just know that Ms. "Rainbow-Unicorn-Butterfly" and Mr. "I Want to Kill my Ex and Stuff her in my Trunk" together must have made for epic weirdness.
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BAngieB
07/31/09

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Hey, Jill? Come sit by me.
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cocobanal
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
The fact that this model got pregnant means that she had a fling with Jude Law and did not practice safe sex. That just boggles my mind. I mean, that guy's been everywhere! People never cease to amaze me.
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willwriteforfood
07/31/09

@cocobanal: I can't help it, your comment made me fall out of my chair laughing.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
Wow, Jill. Just ... wow.
*runs away from New York*

Also, anyone else feel the lady hate in the "Dirt" level, before you move down to "Bag" is verging on tilt?
Misdirected recession anxiety, anyone?.

Jude, dude. If you knew what kind of family Sam was from and didn't know her dad would kick your financial butt if you tried to bail, I'm sorry - I got nothing for you.

Oh, Joe. *shakes head* I can't believe it took this to call me out of mourning. How is it that you think completely ignoring Michael's other son and talking about him now isn't going to cost the fam another couple hundred million or so in therapy bills?
Mrs. K.J. is going to take care of the other kids; you don't even have to do anything. You're making not just Gary, but the whole state look bad.
Now sit down.
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OneBigPear
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
Butter is better!

Homer's Space Age (out of this world) Moon Waffles
Homer the Heretic

ingredients:
1 package of caramel squares
2 cups waffle batter
1 bottle liqiud smoke
1 stick of butter
instuctions:
place caramel in the waffle iron
pour on waffle batter
add liquid smoke to taste
cook thoroughly
take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it
place it on a toothpick and serve

makes 1 unfortunate serving

http://www.snpp.com/guides/foods.html
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OneBigPear
07/31/09

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I want to kiss Rose McGowan full on the lips for that statement.
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Azraelle
07/31/09

@WendelWindiesPermaGrey:

I thought it was a tad hypocritical coming from her. That being said, I still agree with her.
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telecomic the thoughtful red panda
07/31/09

@Azraelle: I'm definitely down with the "Ed Hardy" section of it. I tried on one of those shirts a few months ago, and I could feel the grad school education leave my head.
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morninggloria
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
I can't imagine that the pictures that Eminem allegedly has of Mariah Carey could possibly do any damage to her career. Sexytime pictures? So what? Maybe I'll be upset if it's a picture of Mariah aerial wolf hunting with Sarah Palin or French kissing Dick Cheney while bombing an Iraqi elementary school? A picture of Mariah getting an anti-Semitic tattoo?
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Talaton
07/31/09

@morninggloria: A picture of Mariah putting a citizen's arrest on Skip Gates? A picture of Mariah impregnating Jamie Lynn Spears and then decidedly not marrying her?
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
07/31/09

In reply to Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
Jon & Michael: Douchegasm!

There, that is a MUCH better title for your stupid reality show. Paymenaoplz.
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la.donna.pietra
07/31/09

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Why am I not surprised that Madonna has Taken to Capitalizing random Words like an 18th-century novelist?
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bluetrain84
07/31/09

@la.donna.pietra:"...and so she tightened her Bodice, resolved to keep her insecurities and Doubts folded carefully away, and traipsed into the grand ball."
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