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FizzyGood
10/08/09

In reply to Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
Ellen Page will produce and write an HBO comedy called Stitch N' Bitch with Alia Shawkat and Sean Tillman. "The show follows two painfully cool hipster girls as they relocate from Brooklyn's Williamsburg neighborhood to Los Angeles' Silver Lake enclave in hopes of becoming artists — of any kind."

OMFG BEST THING EVER
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Never_Nude
10/08/09

@FizzyGood: Hmmm. I am such a nerd that the first thing I thought of was the knitting book series of the same name, whether there would be a tie-in, and whether there was copyright infringement. Sigh.
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AnneArquis
10/08/09

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I just figured R. Kelly got to the letter P and became fixated.
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Never_Nude
10/08/09

@AnneArquis: Oh, delicious. Hearted.
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HelloTitty
10/08/09

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Madonna has four children? Lourdes, Rocco, David and.......?
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lisas
10/08/09

@HelloTitty: Mercy.

edited to add: adopted this summer.

Also added: I don't care for his movies, but damn do I love Guy Ritchie. A man who seems totally unthreatened by his ex-wife's success? Who speaks so well of her in the press, even though he's been replaced with a pretty boy half his age? All class with this man.

It's almost like he respects the mother of his children, JON GOSSELIN.
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JennaW
10/08/09

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Cannot wait for Ellen Page's show -- she and Alia were so great as besties in WHIP IT. Also, the two coolest young women in tv & film right now doing a show together -- can the awesome be contained by the four walls of my TV screen? Can't wait to find out!
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morninggloria
10/08/09

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Russell Brand and Katy Perry are acting like two characters from the forthcoming game SIMS: Celebrity Hell.
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topsy
10/08/09

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I don't care if R.Kelly can't read. He's a rapist.
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Scoithniamh
10/08/09

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Hm, I think the only thing that could sound less appealing than "painfully cool hipster girls" is maybe "socialite teen vampire". So, Page and Shawkat: 1.
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Superawesomerad
10/08/09

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An HBO show about upper middle class white people? I AM SHOCKED.
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itsonreserve
10/08/09

@Superawesomerad: Isn't Alia arab-american? Not all hipster douches are upper middle class or white. We have tons of breeds of hipster douche here.
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CollegeCamel
10/08/09

@itsonreserve: Her imdb bio says she's Iraqi on her dad's side, so yeah, decidedly not "white" in the puritanical sense.
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lovecake
10/08/09

In reply to Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
I don't get the Carla Bruni love so many commenters on this site have. She just comes across as so shallow, and her quote above just reinforces that for me.
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heykoukla
10/08/09

@lovecake: I'm with you. Writing on her own website about how her looks and clothers are compared to those of other First Ladies? Recounting how Vanity Fair calls her the New Jackie O? How she tops best-dressed lists around the world? Sounds like Carla still needs to be the prettiest girl in the room.
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piccola
10/08/09

@heykoukla: Weird, I read that completely differently, like she was fed up with being compared to other first ladies based on looks alone. Which is a stance I totally support.
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heykoukla
10/08/09

@piccola: If you don't want to be judged on your looks or the clothes you wear, you don't get the writer on your site (the entries are not written by Carla Bruni) to write about how you top best-dressed lists, or that you wear Louboutin shoes and Alaia dresses, or how you dressed in white to greet Michelle Obama. You don't write about wearing "a red sheath dress on the roof of the Elysee Palace" or "riding boots and jodhpurs in front of the Elysee Palace tapestries" for a Vanity Fair photo spread. That whole section, which is in a sort of diary form, is just silly and makes her seem shallow, IMHO.
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piccola
10/08/09

@heykoukla: Full disclosure: I didn't check out her site. I was going on the quote in the post alone. But I'll play devil's advocate: as a former model, she probably genuinely loves fashion. That doesn't mean the beauty pageant-like comparisons are justified. Yes, there are several attractive, stylish first ladies; can we please talk about their other traits once in a while?
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Yahtzii
10/08/09

In reply to Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
Am I the only one who thinks that Russell Brand probably texts love poems to his publicist and Katy Perry sends topless photos to everyone on her contact list? This does not seem like proof of relationship, given these two.
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Ailatan
10/08/09

@Yahtzii: I agree... it's a matter of time until we get a sex tape from any of those two.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
10/08/09

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The security video of Joe Francis attacking Jayde Nicole is brutal. The worst part is at the end when Jayde is sitting at the bar crying.

Also, I miss the old Radar.
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sybann
10/08/09

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I'm going to try to believe Ritchie meant "retarded" in the way that doesn't mean mentally disabled. Many people who focus on one thing have retarded growth in other areas where they might have had potential.

Or he could just be being retarded.
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goodcheapfun
10/08/09

@sybann: I didn't take the "retarded" comment as politically incorrect. His quote seems oddly sweet and it's like he's a kid and pulls his sweet heart's hair, only in this case he called her retarded.
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Hooplehead
10/08/09

@goodcheapfun: Yes. I know people hate the use of "retarded," but he did just finish giving her some amazing compliments. And if after a bitter divorce like theirs, retarded is the worst he is saying, then I think he's doing OK, myself.
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ShanaElmsford
10/08/09

@sybann: Well she called him "emotionally retarded" during one of her concerts a few days before filing for divorce, so I think this is mostly a reaction to that.
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lisas
10/08/09

@ShanaElmsford: That's how I read it also.
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o-line
10/08/09

In reply to Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
R. Kelly's confession explains a lot about his story-telling abilities as featured in Trapped in the Closet.
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SaturdaysChild
10/08/09

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Way to keep things klassy, Guy. Your statement started out very nice, but you had to bring it home with the "retarded". Seriously, what are you, a seventh grader?
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eve804
10/08/09

@SaturdaysChild: I think if he had gone with Dan Savage's replacement for the word retarded, it would have still made sense: "But she's leotarded, too."
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
10/08/09

@SaturdaysChild: Yeah, that had me seeing red, too. Although it is nice that Guy reminds every once in a while why I hate him.
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bananaballs
10/08/09

@SaturdaysChild: She called him retarded first. It was supposed to be tongue in cheek.
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BlondeGoddess
10/08/09

@bananaballs: That's how I read it.
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SaturdaysChild
10/08/09

@bananaballs: Yeah, I know. I just don't like people tossing around that word like that. It's offensive and juvenile, in my opinion....
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Rare Affinity
10/08/09

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Much more interesting than Katie Price’s antics with her transvestite cage fighter lover was what happened to two British men, who decided to pick a fight with two other men, the latter innocently walking along the street one evening in high heels and mini skirts. The thugs decided the transvestites were easy targets and started to punch one of them, whereupon his companion leapt to his aid. What the thugs did not know was that the two other men were in fact professional cage fighters, in fancy dress and on their way to a stag do. The incident was reported in the UK press yesterday when the thugs were up in court.
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GreyCat
10/08/09

@Rare Affinity: It is posted on dlisted.com For some reason I am having problems posting links.
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stacyinbean
10/08/09

@Rare Affinity: I saw that video, it was amazing!
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Rare Affinity
10/08/09

@GreyCat: Try this. The thugs were made to do community service for four months. I would have forced them to do it in public and in drag.

[www.dailymail.co.uk]
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keldo
10/08/09

@Rare Affinity: This may be the best thing I will read all week:"But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.

The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in high heels stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee."
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