Bill O'Reilly Says Poor People Want Free Shit and Obama Will Give it to Them

On Fox News (where else), withered old prune pundit/loofahsexual American Bill O'Reilly claims that President Obama's campaign is targeting a bunch of lazy-asses who want everything done for them. Or, you know, the alternate reading is, he's reaching out to middle class and poor folks who want their fucking slice of…
Bill O'Reilly Is Not Thrilled That Single Women Might Decide Election
Single women are the fastest-growing voting population in the country: 55 million unmarried women will be voting in the upcoming election, and it goes without saying that they're not being courted by Romney/Ryan. When Ann Romney went off-script at the RNC to yell "I love you, women!" she later clarified that she was…
America's Manliest Cities, Inexplicably Brought to you by Combos
Every year, Combos, "the hearty, pretzel and cracker snack made with real cheese" (that looks exactly like dog food), partners with some intrepid researchers to bring us the manliest cities in America. This year, number one is Oklahoma City, OK — up two spots from last year, congratulations guys!!! — with Columbia,…
Great Moments in Not Knowing Shit About Birth Control
It's been a roller coaster ride of a year for women and their ladyparts, thanks in large part to people who know nothing about birth control trying to discuss the nuances of birth control. Here's a loving homage to those misguided blabbermouths muddying up the national conversation with confidently delivered…
Bill O'Reilly Concern-Trolls Angelina Jolie's Figure
Last night on The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly decided to give a "reality check" about Angelina Jolie's "emaciated" figure to the media, whom he thinks "largely ignores Ms. Jolie's physical profile." Oh really, O'Reilly? Have you even ever seen a tabloid cover in the past two years? Everyone is very aware of…
Adele Doesn’t Give a Fat Fuck What Karl Lagerfeld Thinks About Her Body
First Karl Lagerfeld said she was "too fat" and then he came out and apologized, saying that his words were taken out of context and he too knew the sting of being vilified for your weight in the press. But Adele has come forward to say she couldn't give a fat fuck one way or the other because she's never aspired to…
Bill O'Reilly Will Not Let You Get Away with Confusing Ice T and Ice Cube
On last night's The O'Reilly Factor, contributor Bernie Goldberg confused the iconic rappers Ice T and Ice Cube, a gaff that becomes extra embarrassing when you realize Goldberg once spent and afternoon in Ice Cube's company. O'Reilly was quick to correct the slip, saying, "I'm a brother, man. You can't be doing…
Nancy Grace Angrily Defends Herself to Bill O'Reilly
Even though Casey Anthony was acquitted of murdering her daughter by a Florida jury last week, Nancy Grace's post-verdict coverage on HLN has remained bombastically biased against her, causing many to wonder if Grace had finally crossed the line. She certainly didn't do much to placate her critics with an appearance…
Suddenly Fox News Is A Champion Of Women's Rights?
Ever since meeting Sarah Palin—and especially now that conservative freakazoid Michele Bachmann is considering running in 2012—Fox News has taken a sudden interest in defending women from sexist, degrading remarks, developing a recent obsession with the comments Bill Maher has made about the two women. So is Fox…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Phil teaches us how Rock of Love has negatively affected our nation's youth, Bill O'Reilly's feud with Snooki, and expectant mothers doll up for delivery.
Bill O'Reilly Wants a Bear to Eat Kate Gosselin
One day after calling Miley Cyrus pathetic, Bill O'Reilly took to the Factor tonight to mock Kate Gosselin for her freakout while camping with Sarah Palin (see it here). He even suggested a bear murder her! The video, inside.
Bill O'Reilly Giddy During The View Fallout
The View returned live today for the first time since Thursday's headline-making show with guest Bill O'Reilly. The panel revealed some behind-the-scenes gossip about how excited Bill was over the attention that Whoopi and Joy's walkout would generate.
Ann Coulter, Friend To Homophobic Gubernatorial Candidates Everywhere
Ann Coulter took to the O'Reilly Factor yesterday to set the record straight on New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino. Let's be clear: he doesn't hate gay people, just the ones who want rights.
Can Christine O'Donnell Out-Palin Palin?
Christine O'Donnell may trail her Democratic opponent in the polls by 15 points, but she filled 30 percent of the newshole last week. And the "crazy" clips haven't even all been released yet. Does she have a shot?
Anna Paquin And Stephen Moyer Tie The Knot
- True Blood's Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer married last night in Malibu; Elijah Wood, Carrie Preston and Preston's husband, Michael Emerson (Ben Linus!) were in attendance. [USWeekly]
