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    Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins

    For Palin's Book Tour, "Variety" Means "A Whole Bunch Of Fox News Commentators"

    Coulter Calls Tiller's Murder "A Termination," Makes O'Reilly Look Good

    Bill O'Reilly Shows Why "Abortion Reduction" Isn't Really Pro-Choice

    Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs

    Madonna To Marry Jesus?

    Sarah Palin Waves Goodbye To Washington; U.S. Waves Goodbye To Jobs

    Sexist Beer Ad Gets The Boot • "To Kill a Mockingbird" Named Most Inspirational Book

    Bill O'Reilly Thinks Internet Killed The Talk Radio Star

    Madonna's Adoption Delayed
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    "I stained myself"

    That sounds so, so wrong coming from a Muppet.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    I'm confused - which one's the Muppet again?
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    11/25/09

    @201curzonst: The intelligent one.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    Sadly the average Fox news viewer probably wouldn't notice since they're already so used to getting their news from puppets.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    All I ever hear when I turn on Fox News is:

    Anchor: Meep meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep!

    Guest: Mahna mahna!

    Anchor: Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep? Meep meep meep meep!!!

    Guest: Mahna mahna! Mahna mahna! MAHNA MAHNA!!?!!

    Anchor: Meep meep meep meep meep! Meep meep meep MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!!?!!!
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    11/25/09

    @Lymed: Mah-nah mah-nah mah-nah, doo-DOO-dah-doo-doo.
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    11/25/09

    @Lymed: And all their audience members go "Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep mhmm mhmm yepyepyepyep yep yep yep yep yep yep."
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    Image of Caeristhiona Caeristhiona
    11/25/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: So then, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert would be Waldorf and Statler?
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    The comb-over is the best.
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/25/09

    @HarpMadness: Or the crew guy losing his shit in the background. Don't think he'll be working today.
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    Image of SwirlGirl SwirlGirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    Elmo for Glenn Beck. Now. The high-pitched yelling would be a lot more tolerable if coming from a furry red monster.
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    Image of LilSpitfire LilSpitfire
    11/25/09

    @SwirlGirl: Elmo is more emotionally mature than Glenn Beck.

    And less drunk.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/25/09

    @SwirlGirl: Glenn Beck seems like more of a Grover to me. Freaking out non-stop about everything and totally terrified of monsters when he himself is a monster.
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    11/25/09

    @EndangeredRed: Not Grover! Grover is a superhero. Maybe Telly.
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    11/25/09

    @prismatism: Oh, excellent point. I never cared for Telly. Grover on the other hand, I loved. I think part of it is that my mom used to read me Sesame St. books and do a perfect imitation of his voice.
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    11/25/09

    @prismatism: How about Snuffy or Big Bird? Anyone but Elmo or Grover. And Cookie Monster.
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    11/25/09

    @EndangeredRed: That's it. to your room without any supper, little missy. Insulting Grover like that. That's just wrong. WRONG!
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    "I stained myself"

    Indeed. Indeed.
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    Image of amazoncowgirl amazoncowgirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    Now, I'm making no comment on Oprah's politics here, but if they're replacing people with Muppets, I can TOTALLY see Miss Piggy stepping into Ms Winfrey's shoes when she retires!
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/25/09

    In reply to Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
    Do The Bitters really need more puppets? Isn't Jeff Dunham enough?
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/25/09

    @BearDownCBears: I would have thought the entire lineup on Fox and Friends would have covered it. But what do we know, Bear?
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    11/25/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Reminds me: as long as we're on the topic of Fox and children's PBS...

    [www.rawstory.com]
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    11/25/09

    @BearDownCBears: NO! Do NOT be hating on Mr. R, creepy Fox people!

    I feel like rocking in a corner somewhere and cry-singing "You Are Special" to myself now.
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    11/25/09

    @BearDownCBears: This. Just. Blew. My. Mind.

    NO ONE puts Mr. Rogers in the corner. That man ought to be sainted.
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    11/25/09

    @icyblonde: "You'll never go down the drain."
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    11/04/09

    In reply to For Palin's Book Tour, "Variety" Means "A Whole Bunch Of Fox News Commentators"
    She must get her variety from the same place she gets all of the newspapers she reads. #sarahpalin
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    11/04/09

    In reply to For Palin's Book Tour, "Variety" Means "A Whole Bunch Of Fox News Commentators"
    katie couric is laughing hysterically somewhere. #sarahpalin
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    06/23/09

    In reply to Coulter Calls Tiller's Murder "A Termination," Makes O'Reilly Look Good
    I still kick myself for being in the same room with her over ten years ago and not viciously attacking her. Because at some point, evil like this just needs to be put down.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/23/09

    In reply to Coulter Calls Tiller's Murder "A Termination," Makes O'Reilly Look Good
    "...I don't want to impose my moral values on others."


    So you're pro-choice then, right?

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/23/09

    In reply to Coulter Calls Tiller's Murder "A Termination," Makes O'Reilly Look Good
    This one time, I will let Lauren Conrad speak for me:


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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/23/09

    @LaComtesse: I can't tell, is that the "Intruder in the house" face or the "Your BF just dumped you?" face?

    Oh, what does it matter, it works, so work it.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/23/09

    @prestocaro, now in stick figure form on BPT!: The only thing I can tell you about Lauren Conrad is her name and that she was on Laguna Beach and The Hills. That is LITERALLY it.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/23/09

    @LaComtesse: I want to go to there.

    I was talking about this:

    [jezebel.com]
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/23/09

    In reply to Coulter Calls Tiller's Murder "A Termination," Makes O'Reilly Look Good
    Dear MSM (and you too, Fox):


    Ann Coulter is not a pundit, she is not a commentator, she is not a thinking adult -- she is a damaged person in search of fame for fame's sake. She will say any outrageous thing she can in order to get that fame. This is her schtick. She should not be given a microphone.


    Not even on Fox.

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