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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    Yeah, ok, but what was Andrew WK partying about today? MOAR WK!

    Dear lord, I think I'm going to have to actually join twitter to get my fix. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @prettycool: PARTY TIP: Fly face forward into your life with the intensity of the gods! Take what you want! Make what you want! GET OFF! (7 hours ago)

    Also, some stuff at Happy Ending tonight and some upcoming shows at Santos Party House. [twitter.com]

    You're welcome. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/18/09

    @MyrtleWilloughby: Thank you! He never fails to make me smile.
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    damn I agree with LiLo on something: I love both House and Californication. this means LiLo and I are practically BFFs!!!!! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    What do the women do after they've met Jesus? Make awkward small talk? Ask for his fish and loaf recipe? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @Bitingpika: I'd tell him how much I appreciate what he's he's done for the meek. They've had a helluva time.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment Edited by evility at 11/17/09 9:13 PM evility was starred evility was unstarred
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson

    Citizen Know-Nothing frowns haughtily upon your comments Bill Maher! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    So many questions Blair. Was Jesus alone or was Madonna there too? What are they doing at your little hoodunk church? And what preytell is "unchurched"? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @phantom lady: Translation: "I love when people bring their heathen friends to church where we can hard-sell them into shambling shame-facedly down to the front of the church where strangers will then hug and pray with them for their many, many, MANY sins. If no one caves at first, the pastor just keeps talking and the music just keeps playing until someone cracks!" #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @phantom lady: I always thought "churched" was something they did in the middle ages after women had a baby to cleanse them of the sin of birth... or something... #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @JoStockton: Exactly. Husbands couldn't sleep with their wives until they had been properly "churched" after childbirth or major illness. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    Sarah Palin resigned months ago and she's only canceling her AKGovSarahPalin account now? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    Oh, Lindsay, just when I thought we could no longer be friends, you had to bring the Duchovny love. I guess I just can't quit you yet. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    Blair, I think you're done repenting for stealing that poem from Emily Dickinson and turning it in as your own and for being a mega-bitch to Jo for all of those years. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    Congrats Rivers!!!
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    11/17/09

    @pesematology: Did Rivers get someone pregnant? I'm trying to figure out what he's saying. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @MalinaMango: Rivers and his wife are having their second kid, I believe. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @ErinLovesYou: Ah, okay. I did some cursory google searching and couldn't find any news items about it.

    Awwww. I'm happy for them, but my 15-year-old self is jealous. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/18/09

    @MalinaMango: Mine too. Let's have a party for our 15-year-old selves. I'll bring Ghost World and sneak some wine coolers from my mom. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Hecklerette Hecklerette
    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    I though LoRon was over by now. And why doesn't Samantha just call it off? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    @Hecklerette: I had forgotten about SamRon for a while now until these tweets She probably sees poor Lindsay as an occasional hook up/necessary drama to stay in the public eye sometimes. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
    Jesus lins do you realize how stalker mccrazypants you sound? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    11/17/09

    @Alohamaid: Don't you mean "Stalker McCrazyLeggings?" #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Yeah, Scott Baio. If only America were more like North Korea and Iran. Because the citizens of those countries have so much love for their government. There economies are so stable. No one has a hard time finding a job, no one is discriminated against, there are never wars, and Kim Jong Il literally shits rainbows and puppy dog smiles! Did you hear Obama shits, like, actual digested food?! What a creep!

    People like Scott Baio should be forced by time-continuum holes back into the wretchedly acid-washed universe of the 80s, where even the Vaseline smeared on the camera lens can't disguise his burning stupidity. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Having Charles in Charge went from being my happy childhood fantasy to my ultimate adult nightmare.
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    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    11/10/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    The new guy in the twitterhood,
    He lives downstairs and it's understood
    He's there just to infuriate me
    Like he's one of the family

    Charles in charge
    Of my gays and my rights
    Charles in charge
    Of deciding what's wrong and what's right

    And I see I want Charles to leave me be #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    11/10/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Rivers never changes! #kirstiealleytwitter
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