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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/24/08

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Fritzl may be many things but a father he is not.

IMHO, one must do more than produce offspring to earn that title, and he clearly does not.
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Cerridwen
12/24/08

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I CANNOT look at that picture of Fritzl. It terrifes me. I feel like vomitting whenever I see it.
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keldo
12/24/08

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My god y'all. Heidi used to be pretty. And then she fucked that up.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/24/08

@keldo: That was making me sad about the pic too - like, look - she was pretty already and now she is a plastic weird looky thing.
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SisterMaryMartha
12/24/08

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IS that Heidi- pre- nose job? She looks almost normal. I wonder if she regrets that choice.
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gobblegirl
12/24/08

@SisterMaryMartha: I would. She looks pretty and fun there.
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tell Dolly Parton again
12/24/08

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Can Bikini Corrie really be so bad when she's brought us so much joy?
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The Queen of No
12/24/08

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Merry Christmas to Stylista Megan. When she woke up this Christmas Eve morn, she found herself amongst Josef Fritzl and Spencer Pratt.
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thatsnotfab
12/24/08

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EVERY TIME that Fritzl mugshot appears, I shiver, cringe and throw up in my mouth a bit.
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dirtybee
12/25/08

@thatsnotfab: I don't know whether to hide, punch my laptop or puke - the feeling I get in my stomach when I look at that man is not fun.
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Snowbunny
12/24/08

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You guys are just jealous of Bikini Corrie. You're all the reason that she came home from high school every single day and said "Mommy, I don't want to be beautiful anymore!"

I bet all you all jealous bishes are pissed that she went on and earned it. She earned it.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/24/08

@Snowbunny: Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/24/08

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Ugh, I am going to try to forget these people by thinking of all of the poople who came into my life this year and made me happy. First: Barack Obama, Second: All of you here on this site who have made me think, laugh, and who have generally inspired me. Thank you.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/24/08

@bah humbug (sammyboombaladdy) wishes you all happieness and...: um, *people* sorry, I am on my second mimosa.
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AthertonMerriweather
12/24/08

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I know I'm in the minority, but I don't think John Edwards cheating on his wife makes him this horrible person. He's done alot for this country while the other people on this list have committed horrible crimes (except the bikini girl, I don't know who that is or the stylist...what did she do?)
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
12/24/08

@AthertonMerriweather: I think it's the whole "cheating on your wife while she's battling cancer thing" that's got people all abuzz. Still, it's not nearly as horrific as forcing your own daughter to be the mother of your children.

Lotsa people cheat...all of the time. The vast majority of relationships have to deal with infidelity at some point: either we cheat or we will be cheated on. So, yea, it's horrible, but it's more of a family issue than a public issue.
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lovecake
12/24/08

@AthertonMerriweather: See, I think the fact that cheating is common-place now is what makes people so desensitized to it. I think cheating IS a horrible crime and I just can't stick up for it. I hate that people are all "well, most people have to deal with cheating now anyways". It's such a lame-ass excuse and generalizes so many peoples pain. John Edwars cheating on his wife isn't in the same category as Josef Fritzl, but it certainly devastated many, many lives.
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brendastarlet is on it
12/24/08

@lovecake: if John Edwards were a private citizen, or even just a former senator, it would be of less interest. But he was a presidential candidate; his wife was a beloved figure in Democratic politics and their youngest children, whom they often brought out at political events, were below the age of 10.

Cheating, in this case, wasn't just between John, the wife and the GF. There's a political party and a family involved, too.
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brendastarlet is on it
12/24/08

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Hef, for breaking up not just a team but a reality show.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
12/24/08

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The total of people who have killed themselves over Bernie Madoff's malfeasance is up to two, correct? Ugh.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/24/08

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: It is more than a little ironic that the man's name is pronounced "Made off". As in, "all these people lost a shitload and Madoff just made off like the Devil."
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dancerevolution
12/24/08

@Mkp-hearts-NYC:

Really?! Who is the second one? I heard about the Frenchman...
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/24/08

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Ah, a picture of Fritzl is just what I need to stave off that pesky Christmas spirit that keeps trying to encroach on my pessimism.
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rosasparks
12/24/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): No kidding. I am laughing so hard because he is so hideous, I'm better off laughing at everyone's comments about him. Actually thinking about him makes me want to bathe in vinegar and Borax.
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kate!
12/24/08

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i'd be happy if we never had to talk about or look at josef frizl ever again. who's in!? in 2009, no frizl!
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Steve_Holt
12/24/08

@kate!: I'm down for that! I have to scroll quickly by whenever I see him. It's the face of evil.
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pinkyBella
12/24/08

@kate!: I'm in!
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rosasparks
12/24/08

@Steve_Holt: Your post, however, is the source of great laughter. He IS the face of evil, but somehow I am laughing.

I think it comes from my 'OMG, this story is so horrific, so grotesque, so completely insane, I don't even know what to do with myself.'

Yeah, never seeing his face again would be A-OK with me.
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Jamie Sommers
12/24/08

@kate!: co-sign
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Cerridwen
12/24/08

@kate!: I would be totally ok with that. He terrifies me.
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sportz.star
12/24/08

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Where's Drew Peterson? Husband of the century.
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trublusu
12/24/08

Do you mean Scott Peterson?
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littlebunnyfoofoo
12/24/08

@trublusu: I think Drew qualifies as well. Especially now with the new engagement. Frightening!
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