This Week We Discovered Shoving Garlic Up Our Hoohas Was Srsly "Uncool"

  • Picture it: the Jezebel nursing home, the year 2068. We'll turn on our headchips to watch the disembodied skull of Oprah host her show, and Jennifer Aniston, having been cryogenically frozen, will have been unfrozen just to make an appearance. Oprah will still ask Jen how she feels about Angelina Jolie and Jen will…
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BFF: "I'm Known As 'Bikini Cory' Because I Earned It"

You really should be watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF » 11/12/08 3:00pm 11/12/08 3:00pm. It's like, -good. The challenges are original and you can tell that the contestants want to be friends with Paris. On last night's episode, the ladies were asked to pick up guys in Vegas and bring them home. (The challenge winner was the girl who brought home…