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Katherine Heigl Is A Hollywood Hamburglar

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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
11/17/08

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Yah, I'm sorta sick of this chic, but this picture is great.
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LaFemme
11/17/08

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She has red blotches all over her hands and face...oww, what happened Katherine?
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shorty63136
11/17/08

@LaFemme: I think she fought somebody for that burger.

It was an assault and burglary.
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Macloserboy
11/17/08

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Though I'm morally opposed, the only think keeping this from being totally real is the cigarette she normally has in hand. And why hasn't my favorite loose cannon gone off about the lesbian storyline just being shut down? I hope her dumbass romcom with Gerard Butler is a hit so she can ditch that show.
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CloudsInMyCoffee
11/17/08

@Macloserboy: I suspect she hasn't gone off about the loss of Calica because a) neither of those ladies are her best bud and b) it's more acceptable to defend a cute gay guy than realistically-sized women portraying a legit lesbian relationship. Support for and within the LGBT community is not always equal (and I say that as a bi-girl).
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Macloserboy
11/17/08

@CloudsInMyCoffee: I think the hammer came down from ABC after the last outburst. It's why I want the movie to succeed. Once here movie career is secure, I think she'll revert back to form. But TR Knight...dude, WTF? Say...something. McDreamy said something, but you can't!?!
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PhillyLass
11/17/08

@Macloserboy: I'm guessing the hammer came down from her own agent and publicist. She came off as a world-class ingrate.
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sarky
11/17/08

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Feathers...why?
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JLady
11/17/08

@sarky: I wish I knew where she wore this outfit because it's pretty unusual and must have had an occasion. That said. I'm sure it looked better at the beginning of the night than it does now, in the backseat of a car and overshadowed by the greasy delicousness that is whatever she's eating.
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shananigans aka reluctant california resident
11/17/08

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And now I want a Big Mac
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devilchyld22
11/17/08

@shananigans: You know, I've never actually had one before.

But, as it is 12:22, I think I might just go find out what it is about them that is so fantastic.

I'm more of a nuggets kind of girl.
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devilchyld22
11/17/08

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I'm loving it!!!
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CrankyOldBroad
11/17/08

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And with one picture Katherine made me love her again, but still not enough to continue watching that retarded storyline she's in on Grey's.
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Eeva
11/17/08

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McDonald's has nothing on a good chipper - proper thick-cut chips, wrapped in newsprint - after a night out, so I am torn between loving this picture and pitying her.
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
11/17/08

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LOVE her hair! and the fact that she's barefoot
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water baby
11/17/08

@AuntieEm: Same! Say what you will about Katherine Heigl, girlfriend knows how to let go.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
11/17/08

@AuntieEm: And the fact that she's rocking a hefalump skin blanket or something.
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shorty63136
11/17/08

@AuntieEm: Is it just me or does she also look like she punched somebody. Knuckles.
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
11/17/08

@shorty63136: or she burned herself on the greasy fries in the McBag
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Papershoes
11/17/08

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Aw - she looks like a hungry girl at the end of a disappointing prom night. How many of us showed up at fast food joints in our formal wear at 2am?
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BlueLilly
11/17/08

@Papershoes: Best part of the night! Take off the shoes, eat without fear of ruining the dress before pictures were taken!
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Papershoes
11/17/08

@BlueLilly: Yes! The sweet relief of getting out of the shoes. In a minute she's going to start pulling out all the bobby pins that are digging into her scalp.
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water baby
11/17/08

@BlueLilly: My date and I showed up at a Starbucks early the next morning after watching the sun rise on a beach...this sounds romantic but it wasn't cuz a) he was a friend and b) he was so cheap that we had to split a bottled frappuccino between the two of us.
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WaltzingMatilda
11/17/08

@Papershoes: So much better than when you go to Roy Rogers as the meal BEFORE the big dance. And yes, I am talking about sophomore version of WM. It was the first of many disappointments that evening... But the fries were delicious!
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Papershoes
11/17/08

@WaltzingMatilda...same McCain, less filling!: Roy Rogers sounds better than the plated meal we had at our formal. I got food poisoning from the rubbery chicken.

Undercooked Chicken

+Underaged Drinking

= losing our damage deposit on the limo.
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WaltzingMatilda
11/17/08

@Papershoes: Burn! But that is a total rite of passage. Maybe without the food poisoning... The puking - totally.
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shorty63136
11/17/08

@Papershoes: Taco Bell, baby!
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The HZA.
11/17/08

@Papershoes: I went to Perkin's after prom. My date was terrible. Leaving the restaurant a drunk guy stumbled in and said I looked beautiful.
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Papershoes
11/17/08

@The HZA.: Aw- that's kind of sweet, in a creepy way. Pita Pit was my post-prom spot. Followed quickly by a stay in a bad hotel.
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The HZA.
11/17/08

@Papershoes: I just had Pita Pit for lunch! I love that place.
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