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    "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"

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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    Come on. Everyone knows a woman needs a bicycle like a fish needs a man.

    ...or something like that.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"

    I prefer to put a bag of funyuns between my legs. That way I can eat them while I'm watching TV.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/14/09

    @BabyJane: you must have really bad breath(s)
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    Personally, I believe all bicycles should be built for two, as biking alone causes blindness and unwanted hair growth on the hands.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    What if I don't need any more fun between my legs?
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    Image of rightfootleft rightfootleft
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    Alternate Cycling Promotional Slogans Include:

    Ride It All Night

    Wear Protection: Do It With a Helmet

    and...

    Spend the Day Rubbing Your Vagina Against a Hard Rubber Thing Without Feeling Guilty!
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment Edited by rightfootleft at 08/14/09 4:08 PM rightfootleft was starred rightfootleft was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/14/09

    @rightfootleft: The last one is my favorite!
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    nessalicious promoted this comment BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    08/14/09

    @rightfootleft: last one is FTW
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/14/09

    @rightfootleft: Nicely done!
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    I love the order form. "YES, I'D LIKE SOME FUN BETWEEN MY LEGS."
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    Image of Scout Scout
    08/14/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: that should be the order form for everything
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    08/14/09

    @Scout: It's how I'm going to answer my next request for a date. (This will also be the clue to the dude that I didn't read the book about Acting Like A Lady.)
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    San Francisco Yelp actually sent a newsletter out a few months ago with this as the headline.

    Sponsored by an SF Women Against Rape.

    The editors then did some quick backpedaling.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    I love the subheading: "YES, I'D LIKE SOME FUN BETWEEN MY LEGS. PLEASE RUSH ME"
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    08/14/09

    @CurtCole: But the obvious option for between-the-leg fun is missing from the order form: Liam Neeson.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/14/09

    @CurtCole: That's how you know the advertisement was made by a man. A woman wouldn't want to rush.

    ZING~!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/14/09

    @LuvEwan: CurtCole ConCurs!!!
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    Bikes are overrated. My vibrator has 10 speeds too!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    Last time a guy said that to me, I slapped him. I didn't realize that he was just offering me a bicycle ride. I'll have to be more understanding in the future. I also prefer my eggs poached.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/14/09

    In reply to "Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
    Well, you don't have to tell me twice.
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