• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#beyonceknowles

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 7:31 AM
Sat Nov 21
67 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #beyonceknowles more →

    Hinge Element

    Golden Lady, Golden Lady… I'd Like To Go There

    Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards

    Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn

    Mothers And Daughters And Weight, Oh My

    Sister To Sister

    Marie Claire: This June, Celebrate Halloween With A Photoshop Of Horrors

    Sorry, Dude In Green, Don't Even Think About It

    Standing In The Shadow Of Love

    Beyonce Knowles Does Not Ban The Soleil
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hinge Element
    I'd need someone to support any upward motion of my arm too, had it such a weighty rock attached to it. #beyonceknowles
     Reply
    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hinge Element
    Unhand me at once, sir! As you can see another gentleman liked it and forthwith placed a ring upon it.
     Reply
    Edited by futuremouse at 11/16/09 11:08 AM futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/06/09

    In reply to Golden Lady, Golden Lady… I'd Like To Go There
    Love the Stevie Wonder reference. The Stevie Wonder reference as attributed to Beyonce? Not so much. Mostly because I believe that even though I wasn't yet born, he still wrote "Golden Lady" about me. #beyonce
     Reply
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/06/09

    In reply to Golden Lady, Golden Lady… I'd Like To Go There
    She liked that outfit so much she puts some rings on it. #beyonce
     Reply
    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/06/09

    @CurtCole: we can see your halo b, it's on your hips #beyonce
     Reply
    Kivrin promoted this comment PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of snarkordie snarkordie
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Dear Lil Kim,
    Thank you for making me feel better about my own, equally-droopy, left boob.
    Love,
    Snarkordie #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    snarkordie was starred snarkordie was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    The best interpretation of "Sex Bomb," ever, in the history of the world. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Is it wrong that I feel a tingle in my nether regions? I think it is. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    TildeMarks was starred TildeMarks was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    The Hoff looks like he stole that outfit off of a drunk and unconscious Wayne Newton impersonator. But, ya know, whatever works.

    B, Katy Perry, and Joss Stone are all stunning. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Did anyone else read Doda's outfit as Dodai's outfit and wonder why our beloved editor was at the MTV Europe awards, particularly dressed as a comedy explosive device?
     Reply
    Edited by gherkinfiend at 11/06/09 11:11 AM gherkinfiend was starred gherkinfiend was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/06/09

    @gherkinfiend: :::raises hand sheepishly::: I thought "what?" #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    I think Juliette Lewis is the shit. That is all. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    badmutha promoted this comment RiloKilo was starred RiloKilo was unstarred
    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    11/06/09

    @RiloKilo: Juliette does put on a KILLER show. I may have been on an estrogen wave, but I cried when I saw her perform live. Crazy-pants just translates into a great performance for some reason. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    TildeMarks was starred TildeMarks was unstarred
    Image of sonjamikail sonjamikail
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    I didn't recognize Shakira with the blonde hair. What happened to her beautiful, wild, dark curls? Now she just looks like another clone from The Hills. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    amoureuse is a second class citizen promoted this comment sonjamikail was starred sonjamikail was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/06/09


    @sonjamikail: doesn't she look very similar to Jodhi May? #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of delirium.megans delirium.megans
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Beyonce looks amazing, but I'm wondering how the walking works. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    badmutha promoted this comment delirium.megans was starred delirium.megans was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    I like that Beyonce's dress seems inspired by "Metropolis."
     Reply
    Edited by Tchotchke at 11/06/09 10:54 AM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Lil Kim looks nothing like she used to. Remember? She was so cute. And now she looks like a cartoon. I'm not trying to be judgy, I'm just expressing a bit of sadness that anyone feels the need to re-do themselves like that. And on a lighter note, Joss Stone! Where have you been!! Sight for sore eyes, that one. Dayum. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of clockwise contemplates going counter clockwise contemplates going counter
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards

    I don't know Miranda Cosgrove, but for a second I thought she was Nina Hagen's daughter, Cosma Shiva. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment clockwise contemplates going counter was starred clockwise contemplates going counter was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/06/09

    @clockwise is a asexual vampire: She's on Nickelodeon. She's the titular character in iCarly. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of clockwise contemplates going counter clockwise contemplates going counter
    11/06/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Ah, thanks! It looks like at 23, I'm already too old for recent pop culture... #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    clockwise contemplates going counter was starred clockwise contemplates going counter was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/06/09

    @clockwise is a asexual vampire: I'm 23 and I only know because my 12 year old step-sister watches iCarly a lot. It's a particularly watered down version of the "HAHA IT'S RANDOM!" humor that Nick was pushing with All That in the 90s with an actual plot about a webshow thrown in for good measure. It's what would happen if you put Hannah Montana and All That in a blender and pushed puree. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    11/06/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Is it terrible that I'm 27 and very familiar with Ms. Cosgrove's work without having a Nickelodeon-aged child in my life? I just think she's adorable - and she always looks young and appropriate, instead like some Slutty McNuggets. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Skellatrix was starred Skellatrix was unstarred
    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Maybe Doda's just a big fan of the Spinnerette song? #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Jack_Burton promoted this comment wednesdayam was starred wednesdayam was unstarred
    Image of Bubblies-The-Amazing Bubblies-The-Amazing
    11/06/09

    @wednesdayam: Or Tom Jones? My roommate sang Tom Jone's "Sex Bomb" all of the time. I think I like the Spinnerette song better ;) #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    badmutha promoted this comment Bubblies-The-Amazing was starred Bubblies-The-Amazing was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/06/09

    @wednesdayam: Love Spinerette! You should check Youtube for the live version @ Silverlake - it's goooood.

    Tom Jones - timeless. Flipper and Lords of Acid versions are fun too. #mtveuropemusicawards
     Reply
    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.