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    Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs! Like, WTF and junk. I wonder if when it gives birth, the baby will be an Oriental Throw Rug? Cuz I totes need one for my liberry at the 'Bu Beach House. L8TRS!" #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    How is it so many Jezebel readers are just now noticing the Jesus/Madonna thing? #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I wonder if I can make a plea to Jamie and Martin to PLEASE. NOT. DO. THIS. I'm truly weary of the massacre on the black female image by black men. It's so very old. And it's so very painful. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    At first I was like, Ian McKellen, what? Not that comparisons to homophobia and antisemitism are necessarily wrong, but it does seem odd that he's comparing a lack of gay bars outside London to the Holocaust.

    Then I remembered that he is not just Gandalf, but also Magneto, and therefore had to get into the mind of a character who would have been a Jew in central Europe in a certain period. So he may be talking about that. Because then it's like "Being gay is kind of like being a Jew in the early 20th century. And both of those things are also like being a mutant with superpowers." And that makes sense to me. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    It's early for me, and so perhaps my math is off, but if Jesus' mother (I can't get over writing that) is 36 and he's 23, she had him when she was thirteen years old. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: Not to worry, it was immaculate! or inaccurate or some such. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    The thing that weirds me out about the Madonna thing is that somebody called MADONNA is dating somebody called JESUS. And the age difference doesn't help, as far as that goes. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @FizzyGood: Indeed there is something frightfully Oedipal about that.

    I hope she embraces the incredible camp potential and makes a whole concept album about her boytoy saving her from her sins or something. My desire to see this come to fruition proves that I will only continue being interested in Madonna if she basically becomes Bette Midler. Which--admit it---would be way more awesome than her current incarnation. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I know I should be saying how sorry I feel for her that she's crying, and I do, but Lindsay looks really pretty to be crying in that picture. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    People want an answer of when we'll be back, and I think it's impossible… It's unfair to say when we'll do Fall Out Boy again. It's hard to be creative.

    I totally agree Pete. Being creative is hard. So why is Fall Out Boy on hiatus again?

    Really Pete, you just make it too easy. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I am 24, and my grandparents are 10 years younger than Hef.
    As it is, I find it creepy that twin sisters share a boyfriend. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Iman, Donna Karan and Agyness Deyn were seen teary at a screening of Precious."

    Stars! They're just like us! But wait, do these ladies cry during, let's say, a Gatorade commercial? Because then they'd really be like me...I mean, what? #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @MIXED: My roommate and I cried during a commercial yesterday. First it was the Amazing Race, then some commercial about saying I love you for the first time. THIRTY SECONDS MADE US CRY. Oy vey. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @jessacecilia: Commercials are hard, dark, emotional things. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @MIXED: Don't even get me started on the Sarah McLachlan sad dogs and cats commercials. I almost need therapy after those. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @MIXED: I'm that way with commercials. My husband will come downstairs and asks me why I'm crying and I'll sputter out "The old lady never got any mail! And then they gave her a Hallmark card! *sniffle* And then she made them piiiiie..." #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @ilovedavelister: the "this older gentleman who gets up in the morning to shovel the walkway and clear the ice for the hockey team, and who seems to have no family other then the people who use this skating rink does all this hard work and a little boy notices and uses his own money to buy him a Tim Horton's coffee at Christmas time" commercial always gets me. It's a tear-jerker. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Oh, Canada! #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I know that I shouldn't like John Mayer, but I really think I'd like to hang out with him. He actually reminds me a lot of most of my male friends. They say things that make them seem like assholes but really they all have hearts of gold. I suppose I could just find out that John Mayer is just an asshole though. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    Gosselin hangs out with the strangest group of randoms. Levi Johnston? Shane Victorino? #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I'm making like I never heard that. I could have gone the rest of my life without having the worlds of Douchelin and my hometown team collide. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Oooh, while I'm sorry for you, as a Mets fan, I'm kind of delighted by that item. It's like a tiny piece of the universe is trying to make up for my team's epic, epic collapses.

    Although with the Mets' luck, this means David Wright will probably MARRY Kate Gosselin. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @SwirlGirl: As you're a Mets fan and a fellow appreciator of the absurd, I can live with that. :) #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    A Fall Out Boy "Greatest" Hits CD? So it'll be 60 minutes of white noise? (Ba-dum CHA!) #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "I'm over the red carpet being pregnant."

    Funny, Kourtney—I'm over you being on the red carpet, period. You can go back to obscurity any day now, 'kay? #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @Kivrin: to be fair, it really does seem like the red carpet has been pregnant for 10 months already. she's like the katie holmes of floor coverings. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/09/09

    @Kivrin: Kim Kardashian got paid $50,000 to "host" her birthday party. There is no turing back for them. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    There's a film in the works called Sheneneh and Wanda — which would star Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence playing their famous female characters.

    WTF? There are hardly any black women in movies as it is! #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @ClementinedeWinter: I don't want to live in a world where a Sheneneh and Wanda MOVIE would exist. How many times is Martin Lawrence gonna be in a dress before it's considered his "lifestyle"? #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @ClementinedeWinter: Black women are overrated, silly! Why bother with a real-life, multidimensional woman when you can fill an entire movie with the EXACT SAME STEREOTYPES and encourage black men to continue making piles of money at our expense? #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @ronniedobbs: Of course! I completely forgot! Black women stereotypes FTW! #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @ClementinedeWinter: I imagine all these white racist dudes smoking celebratory cigars because now they can indulge the nastiest stereotypical shit about black women and no one will care because the actors' colour will protect them from racism protests, and no one gives a shit about sexism.

    Unrelated: Jesus fucking christ I hate Jamie Foxx with a passion. #beyoncebabyplans
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